I don't do that anymore after the restraining order!
The next person skips when they think no one is looking!
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I don't do that anymore after the restraining order!
The next person skips when they think no one is looking!
I didn't know anyone had noticed
the next person has half of their body 4 sizes bigger than the other half
My head is not that big!!!!!!!!
The person below me is whistling "God Save the Queen" slightly off-key!
"GOD Take the Queen" slightly off-key :D
The next person is mine too
*strains against leash*
The next person once had fun with a bidet ;)
That's TWICE
The next person...emmmmmmmmm..
is mine too
I hope i'm your favourite!
The next person can write with their feet
I've got prehensile toes!!!!!!
The next person eats peas with their fingers!
Well i'm not going to use chopsticks am i?!?!
The next person can predict the future.
I knew you were going to say that!!!!!!!!! :eek:
The next person saves newspapers in case they run out of toilet paper!
And if the newspapers run out i just use the toilet brush ;)
The next person can recite the alphabet backwards in under 1 minute...
z x y.........ummmm....nope......z y x w.......is a minute up yet?
The next person hands out pamphlets to the "Save our Octopus" Foundation.
I've got to get the message out to the people.
The next person is currently watching 'Have I Got News For You' on BBC1
It's playing behind my eyelids right now!! How did you know?
The next person has an affinity for using superlatives!
Thanks a bundle for that WONDROUS description of myself, O gorgeous Katie of the Californians! :D
The next person is sitting under the person after them...
get off me you lout!!!!
The next person wishes I would wiggle just a little more!!!!!
you gotta wiggle it, just a little bit
the next person its skitzo.
I am not! Yes you are! Shut up! No, you shut up!
The next person thinks basil has mind-altering qualities.
*puff*
whooaaaaaaaa.... :eek:
The next person frequently tries to impress their boss by plaiting their 3-inch nasal hair.
Nah, I just pluck them!
The next person can sing "I've Got a Loverly Bunch of Coconuts"while standing on their head!!!!!
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The next person is wearing slippers autographed by Monica Lewinsky.
The person below me kills people for their shoes.
only if they're my size!
The next person can stand on one leg and do the limbo!
can I help it if I'm flexible?
the next person has two left feet...
... on each arm
two left feet and a third leg. i can still dance salsa.
the next person gets horny while typing.
I think its the term keystroke that does it for me...;)
The next person is a pigmy break-dancing world champion.
well when I'm chatting to Chris ;)
Next person wakes up before midday on Sundays :eek:
yes well i have a lot of programming to do!
the next person wears diapers.
n..n.n.n..n.n....n.n..n.uk!
mmmnnn.n.n.nmm.nmnm.nmnmm...uko!
and a happy gaga googoo to you too!
the next person has a wooden leg with termites
Yeah that's me :(
The next person is noisy brat ;)
AH... SHUT UP NIGHTWALKER... WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW!!!!!!
The next person waxes their underarms.......... for pleasure :eek:
That's cause the ladies love em smooth! ;)
The next person's breath smells like a dead cat that was hidden in a pile of manure.
Yeah I need brush my teeth six times a day just to go rid of the smell :p The next person walks the sewers looking for food :eek:
I'm a sewer rat :cool:
The next person is Stupidly Happy :)
cuz im watching the Simpsons.
the next person is a mermaid
I like crappy american cartoons :cool:
The next person has their testicles in a big jug (while peeling a chicken)
Well ..... where else could I put them????
the next person likes to torment small dogs by getting in first.. and humping their own leg
That would explain why I am alway falling over ;)
The next person has the I.Q of a five year old :eek:
Do not.... you do.. na na na naaaaaaah naaaaaaaaah :p
the next person loves wearing girlie underwear
the next person wishes they could afford girlie underwear:p
... so I could gift them to Lara ;)
The next person is going to repeat what I just said.
Only because you predicted what i would say and then said it first.
The next person has farty pants.
Thats why I freeball on big nights out :eek:
The next person feels guilty when eating only 97% fat free food...
Yeah... I have a fetish for fat :rolleyes:
The next person is a burden on all of humanity
Yeah that's me :p
The next person thinks they're Osama Binladen ;)
just you wait American pig dogs.. oo is that a plane? ...
the next person steps over the doormat and wipes their feet on the new carpet.
it needed that little bit of colour in it :)
the next person has chipped their teeth on a coin in a christmas dumpling (or suffered from lead / nickel poisoning from said coins ) :D
Damn now I know why mum said becareful when eating food :)
The next person is very good looking.
Hey no walking on my dumpling!! :mad: oh and thanks for the compliment :)
The next person has thought of 25 ways to bomb their neighbours house :eek:
well, if they make any more F***ING NOISE!!! ...
the next person orgasms by sneezing on cutlery
I fake it for the forks tho :o
ok since i keep getting jumped.. the next person will acknowledge my greatness and bow before me!!! :cool:
I get strange look when at a restaraunt :mad: but I can't help it :cool:
the next person has an ambition to be Julian clary
It's those lovely outfits of his
the next person once slept with Julian Clary
Well I mean.. how was I too know.. he seemed so straight :eek:
The next person has an strange horrific aversion to rice pudding
I'm here to conquer the woorrlldddd!! mwah ha ha ha haaaaa
the next person sweats perfusely when they code
I should really get rid of this cycle electricity generator
the next person has woken up with a wog :eek:
I don't think we still call Kiwi's that do we BB ;) :D
The next person has woken up with a dog :eek:
I'm not fussy :cool:
The next person can't read or write
gjhgb jbs ajbs oijr ksjsd sod kjcn sdklc
the next person kisses golf balls and wishes them a good jorney before teeing up