here is an idea

so all the gang start to have fun in the pool, apart from ghost who was looking at a misterious female figure standing on a balcony high above

SD shouted to ghost "hey man, thats not what l was referring to when l said mix with my family, that's the really strange chick who lives next door."

"Hey SD what's with all the dead bodies in the pool", asked Parksie

"Er Parksie they're dummies"

"Yeah they have to be dumb to drown"

"No they're store dummies"

"Ok so they are dumb enough to shop and then drown"

"No, no, no they aren't real people"

"Yeah l know, they're dead people"

"So what's the Story with the Hansen Poster SD", ask Jethro trying to stall the conversation which had gone on too long.

"Er, you know how Mama Cass died eating a sandwiche, well guess what her idea of hell was. Had to have something to remember the look on her face."

Just then there was a scream from katie, "Ghost don't you dare pull that thing out, that young lady does not want to see your 12 inch steel pole!!!"

"aw come on katie, looks its really big"

"well it is rather large, here let me play with it"

so katie grabs ghosts pole and begins swinging it around, the young lady seems quite enamoured by the size of the weapon

"hey ghost!! have some binoculars" SD handed ghost a pair
"why"
"so you can see what she looks like"
"oh cool, ok, ill have a look"
so ghost looked up and smiled when he saw that the girl looked just like... a GHOST!

Katie shouted "Ghost Ryder, don't you even dare do to her what you did to that ghost in the 3rd page or so!"

Ghost Ryder had a strange smile on his face when he replied "Nah, don't worry Katie, I was just gonna go 'talk' to her, i mean, she looks like jennifer lopez, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice"

upon hearing what the sexy peurto rican ghost lady looks like, all of the guys try to rush up the stairs 'talk' to her, but ghost gets there first, he locks the door
"well hello there, we are on a quest to get to New York in 12 days for the m.o.p / black sabbath concert, would you like to join us??"
"sure" the ghost replied "my name is maria"
"cool, lets go!!"
they run out of the door, the gang is all staring at ghost
SD asked "so when you said 'talk', that is what you actually meant??"
"yup, why, what did you think i meant??"
SD replied "never mind, lets get going, the bus is fixed and we are almost in texas, and thats a BIG state, well be in there a while, so LET GET MOVING!!!!"

katie spoke up "hey, im in charge, ill decide when we get moving
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................lets get moving"

so the gang all get in the bus and set off once again, and as soon as they enter texas, they know that they are in for a fun time, this is mostly figured out by the sign that say "welcome to texas, you will have fun, or your moneyback!!"

jethro was puzzled "what money????"
parksie retorted "forget it"

so all the gang start to have fun in the pool, apart from ghost who was looking at a misterious female figure standing on a balcony high above

SD shouted to ghost "hey man, thats not what l was referring to when l said mix with my family, that's the really strange chick who lives next door."

"Hey SD what's with all the dead bodies in the pool", asked Parksie

"Er Parksie they're dummies"

"Yeah they have to be dumb to drown"

"No they're store dummies"

"Ok so they are dumb enough to shop and then drown"

"No, no, no they aren't real people"

"Yeah l know, they're dead people"

"So what's the Story with the Hansen Poster SD", ask Jethro trying to stall the conversation which had gone on too long.

"Er, you know how Mama Cass died eating a sandwiche, well guess what her idea of hell was. Had to have something to remember the look on her face."

Just then there was a scream from katie, "Ghost don't you dare pull that thing out, that young lady does not want to see your 12 inch steel pole!!!"

"aw come on katie, looks its really big"

"well it is rather large, here let me play with it"

so katie grabs ghosts pole and begins swinging it around, the young lady seems quite enamoured by the size of the weapon

"hey ghost!! have some binoculars" SD handed ghost a pair
"why"
"so you can see what she looks like"
"oh cool, ok, ill have a look"
so ghost looked up and smiled when he saw that the girl looked just like... a GHOST!

Katie shouted "Ghost Ryder, don't you even dare do to her what you did to that ghost in the 3rd page or so!"

Ghost Ryder had a strange smile on his face when he replied "Nah, don't worry Katie, I was just gonna go 'talk' to her, i mean, she looks like jennifer lopez, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice"

upon hearing what the sexy peurto rican ghost lady looks like, all of the guys try to rush up the stairs 'talk' to her, but ghost gets there first, he locks the door
"well hello there, we are on a quest to get to New York in 12 days for the m.o.p / black sabbath concert, would you like to join us??"
"sure" the ghost replied "my name is maria"
"cool, lets go!!"
they run out of the door, the gang is all staring at ghost
SD asked "so when you said 'talk', that is what you actually meant??"
"yup, why, what did you think i meant??"
SD replied "never mind, lets get going, the bus is fixed and we are almost in texas, and thats a BIG state, well be in there a while, so LET GET MOVING!!!!"

katie spoke up "hey, im in charge, ill decide when we get moving
................................
................................
................................
................................
................lets get moving"

so the gang all get in the bus and set off once again, and as soon as they enter texas, they know that they are in for a fun time, this is mostly figured out by the sign that say "welcome to texas, you will have fun, or your moneyback!!"

jethro was puzzled "what money????"
parksie retorted "forget it"

Just at that moment, the bus screeched to a halt. Everyone tore up to the drivers seat, where they found CyberSurfer cowering under his seat, white with fright, and gibbering like a maniac.

"What's Wrong, CS?" asked Katie...

"Just then, in the middle of the road, I saw a...."

Just at that moment, the bus screeched to a halt. Everyone tore up to the drivers seat, where they found CyberSurfer cowering under his seat, white with fright, and gibbering like a maniac.

"What's Wrong, CS?" asked Katie...

"Just then, in the middle of the road, I saw a man eating antelope!!!!!!"

"calm down CS, there is no need to panic"

"yes there is!! they eat men!!!!"

"chill man" ghost said, trying to calm CS "we have the toughest WOMAN in the world, go katie!!"

within a second, katie has grabbed ghost's pole and jumped out to take out the antelope, it charged katie, but being a woman (she HAS a brain) she simply sidestepped it instead of trying to beat it up

"wait, i cant hit it, ghost, throw me the chain"

ghost threw his chain to katie who caught it and threw it around the antelopes neck, then she tied it up like a bull at the rodeo

"yeeee haaaaaa" katie screamed as she stood triumphant over the antelope, she then got back in the bus "go on CS, drive"

"ill need a new chain"
"dont worry ghost, we can get one soon, i hear there is a chain shop near here" jethro pointed vaguely in the direction they were travelling
"lets go!!" they all cheered as they set off again

Jethro came over to SD and said, "Here, I stole these two paintings from your house. Can you tell me who they are?"

"Certainly", said SD. "The first is my sister Helen."

"Helen Demon? Thats an unusual name?"

"No, that was here maiden name, she married the ghost of Bach. So she's now called Helen Bach a rather appropriate name."

"Okay, after that terrible joke I'm almost frightened to ask who this dishevelled old hag is in this second painting."

"Oh, thats easy", replied SD, "Thats Granny O'Lepresy. She was part vampire, but all her teeth fell out with old age, so instead of biting people she would suck them. I particularly remember this one young lad, she sucked him dry on the first night!"

"SD", scolded Katie, "you're lying again. We all know that you don't really have a sister! That's just you in drag....you sure did go a long way for that horrible joke, though so you get full points!" With this Katie took out the notepad with the list of travelers on it and added another point to SD's score. "You're in the lead, SD", announced Katie. "Jethro you'd better start trying a little harder if you want to be the Pun King!"

CyberSurfer had heard enough and gunned the engine and sped off down the road. He remarked, "Did you ever notice.....

Jethro came over to SD and said, "Here, I stole these two paintings from your house. Can you tell me who they are?"

"Certainly", said SD. "The first is my sister Helen."

"Helen Demon? Thats an unusual name?"

"No, that was here maiden name, she married the ghost of Bach. So she's now called Helen Bach a rather appropriate name."

"Okay, after that terrible joke I'm almost frightened to ask who this dishevelled old hag is in this second painting."

"Oh, thats easy", replied SD, "Thats Granny O'Lepresy. She was part vampire, but all her teeth fell out with old age, so instead of biting people she would suck them. I particularly remember this one young lad, she sucked him dry on the first night!"

"SD", scolded Katie, "you're lying again. We all know that you don't really have a sister! That's just you in drag....you sure did go a long way for that horrible joke, though so you get full points!" With this Katie took out the notepad with the list of travelers on it and added another point to SD's score. "You're in the lead, SD", announced Katie. "Jethro you'd better start trying a little harder if you want to be the Pun King!"

CyberSurfer had heard enough and gunned the engine and sped off down the road. He remarked, "Did you ever notice how uncomfortable crotchless panties are in hot weather?". Everyone stared at CyberSurfer as he squirmed on his seat, adjusting himself.

"No", said SD flately.

"Er, No me neither.", said CyberSurfer a bit too quickly.

"Anyway", said Jethro breaking the embarressing silence,"How far do we have to go until we reach the concert?"

"15,000 quorums" answered SD.

"What the ... is a quorum?" asked Katie.

"It's a perfectly produlent mesurement where I come from.", replied SD.

"Okay, Okay. Does anyone know how far it is in miles or kilometers?", asked an exasperated Jethro.

"SD", scolded Katie, "you're lying again. We all know that you don't really have a sister! That's just you in drag....you sure did go a long way for that horrible joke, though so you get full points!" With this Katie took out the notepad with the list of travelers on it and added another point to SD's score. "You're in the lead, SD", announced Katie. "Jethro you'd better start trying a little harder if you want to be the Pun King!"

CyberSurfer had heard enough and gunned the engine and sped off down the road. He remarked, "Did you ever notice how uncomfortable crotchless panties are in hot weather?". Everyone stared at CyberSurfer as he squirmed on his seat, adjusting himself.

"No", said SD flately.

"Er, No me neither.", said CyberSurfer a bit too quickly.

"Anyway", said Jethro breaking the embarressing silence,"How far do we have to go until we reach the concert?"

"15,000 quorums" answered SD.

"What the ... is a quorum?" asked Katie.

"It's a perfectly produlent mesurement where I come from.", replied SD.

"Okay, Okay. Does anyone know how far it is in miles or kilometers?", asked an exasperated Jethro.

"It's about 1000 miles to NY", said Katie, looking somewhat pale.

"What's the matter?", asked SD.

"I just looked at the map to see the quickest route and it looks like we have to go through.....

"SD", scolded Katie, "you're lying again. We all know that you don't really have a sister! That's just you in drag....you sure did go a long way for that horrible joke, though so you get full points!" With this Katie took out the notepad with the list of travelers on it and added another point to SD's score. "You're in the lead, SD", announced Katie. "Jethro you'd better start trying a little harder if you want to be the Pun King!"

CyberSurfer had heard enough and gunned the engine and sped off down the road. He remarked, "Did you ever notice how uncomfortable crotchless panties are in hot weather?". Everyone stared at CyberSurfer as he squirmed on his seat, adjusting himself.

"No", said SD flately.

"Er, No me neither.", said CyberSurfer a bit too quickly.

"Anyway", said Jethro breaking the embarressing silence,"How far do we have to go until we reach the concert?"

"15,000 quorums" answered SD.

"What the ... is a quorum?" asked Katie.

"It's a perfectly produlent mesurement where I come from.", replied SD.

"Okay, Okay. Does anyone know how far it is in miles or kilometers?", asked an exasperated Jethro.

"It's about 1000 miles to NY", said Katie, looking somewhat pale.

"What's the matter?", asked SD.

"I just looked at the map to see the quickest route and it looks like we have to go through the reciepts and find out who sold us this map, because according to this the next state is Texas."

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off....

"SD", scolded Katie, "you're lying again. We all know that you don't really have a sister! That's just you in drag....you sure did go a long way for that horrible joke, though so you get full points!" With this Katie took out the notepad with the list of travelers on it and added another point to SD's score. "You're in the lead, SD", announced Katie. "Jethro you'd better start trying a little harder if you want to be the Pun King!"

CyberSurfer had heard enough and gunned the engine and sped off down the road. He remarked, "Did you ever notice how uncomfortable crotchless panties are in hot weather?". Everyone stared at CyberSurfer as he squirmed on his seat, adjusting himself.

"No", said SD flately.

"Er, No me neither.", said CyberSurfer a bit too quickly.

"Anyway", said Jethro breaking the embarressing silence,"How far do we have to go until we reach the concert?"

"15,000 quorums" answered SD.

"What the ... is a quorum?" asked Katie.

"It's a perfectly produlent mesurement where I come from.", replied SD.

"Okay, Okay. Does anyone know how far it is in miles or kilometers?", asked an exasperated Jethro.

"It's about 1000 miles to NY", said Katie, looking somewhat pale.

"What's the matter?", asked SD.

"I just looked at the map to see the quickest route and it looks like we have to go through the reciepts and find out who sold us this map, because according to this the next state is Texas."

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its.........

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she....

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"What chain? I though it's with the antelope" said Jotaf

"Well... yeah... can we please stop somewhere to buy another one, I can't kill Bush without it."

"Well, I don't have any problems with weapons. All I have to do is get some of that stuff that makes me care about environmental problems :p " said [?] (NOTE: I'm too busy right now to check who this thing happened to, so someone else please fix this paragraph ;) )

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"What chain? I though it's with the antelope" said Jotaf

"Well... yeah... can we please stop somewhere to buy another one, I can't kill Bush without it."

"Well, I don't have any problems with weapons. All I have to do is get some of that stuff that makes me care about environmental problems :p " said a disembodied voice.

"Why don't we kill Bush and Eat him.", suggested SD flashing his fangs.

"I DON'T EAT BUSH!", exclaimed Katie slowly through gritted teeth.

All the lads pause for a minute to ponder this mental image.

Jethro shakes himself and carries on "Er, okay then. We need to go in under cover of darkness. [Sigh] If only this was California we ould have used one of those rolling blackouts"

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "...

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"What chain? I though it's with the antelope" said Jotaf

"Well... yeah... can we please stop somewhere to buy another one, I can't kill Bush without it."

"Well, I don't have any problems with weapons. All I have to do is get some of that stuff that makes me care about environmental problems " said a disembodied voice.

"Why don't we kill Bush and Eat him.", suggested SD flashing his fangs.

"I DON'T EAT BUSH!", exclaimed Katie slowly through gritted teeth.

All the lads pause for a minute to ponder this mental image.

Jethro shakes himself and carries on "Er, okay then. We need to go in under cover of darkness. [Sigh] If only this was California we could have used one of those rolling blackouts"

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"What chain? I though it's with the antelope" said Jotaf

"Well... yeah... can we please stop somewhere to buy another one, I can't kill Bush without it."

"Well, I don't have any problems with weapons. All I have to do is get some of that stuff that makes me care about environmental problems " said a disembodied voice.

"Why don't we kill Bush and Eat him.", suggested SD flashing his fangs.

"I DON'T EAT BUSH!", exclaimed Katie slowly through gritted teeth.

All the lads pause for a minute to ponder this mental image.

Jethro shakes himself and carries on "Er, okay then. We need to go in under cover of darkness. [Sigh] If only this was California we ould have used one of those rolling blackouts"

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we hear Jotaf's plan, he's been trying to talk for an hour. Jotaf?"

Jotaf pulls out a detailed map of the city and Bush's fortress. He then picks up a stick from the ground and starts pointing the places on the map as he informs the team of their mission. "Bush always gets out of his dungeon to torture some civilians at exactly 05:27AM on Sundays. So, here's my plan: Parksie, Katie - you'll be in the south tower, and try to neutralize any guards you see there. Dennis, Jamegi and Jethro will take over the bridge to assist us from there in case we're caught. CyberSurfer and Ric will use smoke bombs to cause a diversion in the north-east building. GhostRyder and GhostGirl will stay at the helicopter and pick them up when they drop the bombs, and me and SD will be the snipers in the south tower. You two, don't do anything silly in the helicopter, you'll have to be there on time!"

"Yes sir!" GhostRyder and GhostGirl shouted.

Right on time, the moster got out of his dungeon. "Right on time" said Parksie. Then, something they had not predicted happened: ..

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"What chain? I though it's with the antelope" said Jotaf

"Well... yeah... can we please stop somewhere to buy another one, I can't kill Bush without it."

"Well, I don't have any problems with weapons. All I have to do is get some of that stuff that makes me care about environmental problems " said a disembodied voice.

"Why don't we kill Bush and Eat him.", suggested SD flashing his fangs.

"I DON'T EAT BUSH!", exclaimed Katie slowly through gritted teeth.

All the lads pause for a minute to ponder this mental image.

Jethro shakes himself and carries on "Er, okay then. We need to go in under cover of darkness. [Sigh] If only this was California we could have used one of those rolling blackouts"

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"oh No", a hushed silence fell over the group. Finally RichMitch dared to speak and voiced everyone's fears "The home of the evil one."

"They say his family comes out at election time and tries to take over the country.", added CyberSurfer in a hushed tone.

"They also say that if he every takes control of the country the whole world will be plunged into darkness.", added Jotaf.

"They also say that his daughter can suck start a Harley-Davidson.", piped up SD, then looking around at all the shocked faces added sheepishly, "Obviously I have different sources from you guys." and looked at his feet shyly.

"There's no avoiding it", said Katie, "It looks like this thread is predestined to an encounter with the stupid one and we must crush him once and for all."

And so they set off

ghost asked inquisitivley "hey guys, i have a question, who is the stupid one????"

jethro replies, "well its a commonly held belief, that at the end of the century the village idiot will lead the most powerful country on earth. For a long time we believed that this had happened in Australia, but then the village idiot sued for being place down on the same level as John Howard. Since then an evil power has arisen in America, a power so dark and yet so stupid, that all right minded people should oppose it. I vote that we do not go into the dark night quietly, but we go opening a large can of whup ass. Lets go crash the Bush place, and kicked some Texan republican ass.".

The group was spell bound at this call to arms.
"Er SD, can suck start a Harley", Jethro quietly asked SD.

"This one time at Republican camp she suck started a harley"

"really?? well maybe she could try suck-starting my hellcycle
oh yeah, and when we see bush (because enevitably we will) can i be the first to beat him up with my chain??"

"What chain? I though it's with the antelope" said Jotaf

"Well... yeah... can we please stop somewhere to buy another one, I can't kill Bush without it."

"Well, I don't have any problems with weapons. All I have to do is get some of that stuff that makes me care about environmental problems " said a disembodied voice.

"Why don't we kill Bush and Eat him.", suggested SD flashing his fangs.

"I DON'T EAT BUSH!", exclaimed Katie slowly through gritted teeth.

All the lads pause for a minute to ponder this mental image.

Jethro shakes himself and carries on "Er, okay then. We need to go in under cover of darkness. [Sigh] If only this was California we ould have used one of those rolling blackouts"

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we hear Jotaf's plan, he's been trying to talk for an hour. Jotaf?"

Jotaf pulls out a detailed map of the city and Bush's fortress. He then picks up a stick from the ground and starts pointing the places on the map as he informs the team of their mission. "Bush always gets out of his dungeon to torture some civilians at exactly 05:27AM on Sundays. So, here's my plan: Parksie, Katie - you'll be in the south tower, and try to neutralize any guards you see there. Dennis, Jamegi and Jethro will take over the bridge to assist us from there in case we're caught. CyberSurfer and Ric will use smoke bombs to cause a diversion in the north-east building. GhostRyder and GhostGirl will stay at the helicopter and pick them up when they drop the bombs, and me and SD will be the snipers in the south tower. You two, don't do anything silly in the helicopter, you'll have to be there on time!"

"Yes sir!" GhostRyder and GhostGirl shouted.

Right on time, the moster got out of his dungeon. "Right on time" said Parksie. Then, something they had not predicted happened: Jotaf was too slow typing all this stuff for nothing. Maybe we should mix Barrk's and Jotaf's versions of the story. Any ideas? :rolleyes:

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we hear Jotaf's plan, he's been trying to talk for an hour. Jotaf?"

Jotaf pulls out a detailed map of the city and Bush's fortress. He then picks up a stick from the ground and starts pointing the places on the map as he informs the team of their mission. "Bush always gets out of his dungeon to torture some civilians at exactly 05:27AM on Sundays. So, here's my plan: Parksie, Katie - you'll be in the south tower, and try to neutralize any guards you see there. Dennis, Jamegi and Jethro will take over the bridge to assist us from there in case we're caught. CyberSurfer and Ric will use smoke bombs to cause a diversion in the north-east building. GhostRyder and GhostGirl will stay at the helicopter and pick them up when they drop the bombs, and me and SD will be the snipers in the south tower. You two, don't do anything silly in the helicopter, you'll have to be there on time!"

"Yes sir!" GhostRyder and GhostGirl shouted.

Right on time, the moster got out of his dungeon. "Right on time" said Parksie. Then, something they had not predicted happened:

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Katie.

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we hear Jotaf's plan, he's been trying to talk for an hour. Jotaf?"

Jotaf pulls out a detailed map of the city and Bush's fortress. He then picks up a stick from the ground and starts pointing the places on the map as he informs the team of their mission. "Bush always gets out of his dungeon to torture some civilians at exactly 05:27AM on Sundays. So, here's my plan: Parksie, Katie - you'll be in the south tower, and try to neutralize any guards you see there. Dennis, Jamegi and Jethro will take over the bridge to assist us from there in case we're caught. CyberSurfer and Ric will use smoke bombs to cause a diversion in the north-east building. GhostRyder and GhostGirl will stay at the helicopter and pick them up when they drop the bombs, and me and SD will be the snipers in the south tower. You two, don't do anything silly in the helicopter, you'll have to be there on time!"

"Yes sir!" GhostRyder and GhostGirl shouted.

Right on time, the moster got out of his dungeon. "Right on time" said Parksie. Then, something they had not predicted happened:

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Katie.

"Hey thanks Barrk, you saved my story. Writing a plan is not easy :D " said Jotaf

"Wait" said SD. "We can't go in this bus, people will notice! Bush is already half-way to the bridge, from there we won't be able to catch him 'til next week. Remember the concert..."

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Katie.

"Hey thanks Barrk, you saved my story. Writing a plan is not easy " said Jotaf

"Wait" said SD. "We can't go in this bus, people will notice! Bush is already half-way to the bridge, from there we won't be able to catch him 'til next week. Remember the concert..."

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this........

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Katie.

"Hey thanks Barrk, you saved my story. Writing a plan is not easy " said Jotaf

"Wait" said SD. "We can't go in this bus, people will notice! Bush is already half-way to the bridge, from there we won't be able to catch him 'til next week. Remember the concert..."

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Katie.

"Hey thanks Katie, you saved my story. Writing a plan is not easy " said Jotaf

"Wait" said SD. "We can't go in this bus, people will notice! Bush is already half-way to the bridge, from there we won't be able to catch him 'til next week. Remember the concert..."

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"I have an idea", exclaimed Ghost, "Why don't we dress up in boots and belt buckles bigger than our heads. Then we would blend in with the other Texas natives".

"Remember to keep a simpering, condesending grin on your face and say ya'll a lot too" Katie reminded the group. "And whatever you do, don't show too many signs of intelligence!"

"Hue-wee, what ya mean like this lil' lady.", says SD hookin' his thumbs into his belt, chewin' on some baccy then spitting it onto the ground.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Katie.

"Hey thanks Katie, you saved my story. Writing a plan is not easy " said Jotaf

"Wait" said SD. "We can't go in this bus, people will notice! Bush is already half-way to the bridge, from there we won't be able to catch him 'til next week. Remember the concert..."

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"We could mount gun rakes behind the driver." Suggested Jethro. In answer to which katie slapped him over the head. "We don't approve of guns or the whole gun crazy culture."

"Well ok as long as l get to mount something in this adventure, preferrably female, Blond, eighteen, and a name like Daisy". Well contented with that pun, Jethro ducks another head shot by katie.

'Hey we could paint it up like a revival meeting thing. We could pretend we were the church of......................

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"We could mount gun rakes behind the driver." Suggested Jethro. In answer to which katie slapped him over the head. "We don't approve of guns or the whole gun crazy culture."

"Well ok as long as l get to mount something in this adventure, preferrably female, Blond, eighteen, and a name like Daisy". Well contented with that pun, Jethro ducks another head shot by katie.

"Hey we could paint it up like a revival meeting thing. We could pretend we were the church of Australia. We can pretend we've come to save them from all their sins, of incest and beastiality, with cheap Ozzie lager!!"

"Great Idea" said Ric, and Parksie. And so they all got out their spray cans again, and redecorated the bus (but without the big hose inuendo stuff)...

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"We could mount gun rakes behind the driver." Suggested Jethro. In answer to which katie slapped him over the head. "We don't approve of guns or the whole gun crazy culture."

"Well ok as long as l get to mount something in this adventure, preferrably female, Blond, eighteen, and a name like Daisy". Well contented with that pun, Jethro ducks another head shot by katie.

"Hey we could paint it up like a revival meeting thing. We could pretend we were the church of Australia. We can pretend we've come to save them from all their sins, of incest and beastiality, with cheap Ozzie lager!!"

"Great Idea" said Ric, and Parksie. And so they all got out their spray cans again, and redecorated the bus (but without the big hose inuendo stuff)

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"We could mount gun rakes behind the driver." Suggested Jethro. In answer to which katie slapped him over the head. "We don't approve of guns or the whole gun crazy culture."

"Well ok as long as l get to mount something in this adventure, preferrably female, Blond, eighteen, and a name like Daisy". Well contented with that pun, Jethro ducks another head shot by katie.

"Hey we could paint it up like a revival meeting thing. We could pretend we were the church of Australia. We can pretend we've come to save them from all their sins, of incest and beastiality, with cheap Ozzie lager!!"

"Great Idea" said Ric, and Parksie. And so they all got out their spray cans again, and redecorated the bus (but without the big hose inuendo stuff)

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.:rolleyes:

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"We could mount gun rakes behind the driver." Suggested Jethro. In answer to which katie slapped him over the head. "We don't approve of guns or the whole gun crazy culture."

"Well ok as long as l get to mount something in this adventure, preferrably female, Blond, eighteen, and a name like Daisy". Well contented with that pun, Jethro ducks another head shot by katie.

"Hey we could paint it up like a revival meeting thing. We could pretend we were the church of Australia. We can pretend we've come to save them from all their sins, of incest and beastiality, with cheap Ozzie lager!!"

"Great Idea" said Ric, and Parksie. And so they all got out their spray cans again, and redecorated the bus (but without the big hose inuendo stuff)

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"All right. What can we do to make the bus look like a native texas car?" said Katie.

"Why don't we send SD in like this", she held up a picture of a drunk man on a horse with a dog sitting in front odf him holding the rains.

"Sheet!", said SD, "I aint cuttin' my ***** down to that size.... oh, it's a dog?, right!".

"How's about we put some bull horns on the front of the van, and all hang out the windows hollerin' like slack jawed yokels?" suggested Ghost.

"That's perfect, but we may need to erase the flowers and psychodelic paint job first....shows too much concern for the environment", said Katie

"We could mount gun rakes behind the driver." Suggested Jethro. In answer to which katie slapped him over the head. "We don't approve of guns or the whole gun crazy culture."

"Well ok as long as l get to mount something in this adventure, preferrably female, Blond, eighteen, and a name like Daisy". Well contented with that pun, Jethro ducks another head shot by katie.

"Hey we could paint it up like a revival meeting thing. We could pretend we were the church of Australia. We can pretend we've come to save them from all their sins, of incest and beastiality, with cheap Ozzie lager!!"

"Great Idea" said Ric, and Parksie. And so they all got out their spray cans again, and redecorated the bus (but without the big hose inuendo stuff)

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'." :)

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in...

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in, and they all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until...

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand into Daisy's arse.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in, and they all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush.

Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until...

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand into Daisy's arse.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush.

Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

"It appears to be working anyway. I guess wit isn't needed, just the truth was enough!", said Katie.

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"Call the medics! We've got an injured man in here!" shouted SD.

"Make it one ghost and a woman" he said after Katie, which had her face completely black, started to get her teeth into SD.

"JOTAF! I told you to be careful with that flamethrower." said Parksie

"Oh ok sorry, I wanted to toast the small beast but Katie put herself in front of it right before I fired... then SD though that she was a man and that really pissed her off, not my fault :p "

The battle was getting bad, with more casualties (ok injured people) in both sides, specially in the bus. But suddenly, something changed the course of the battle: ...

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"Call the medics! We've got an injured man in here!" shouted SD.

"Make it one ghost and a woman" he said after Katie, which had her face completely black, started to get her teeth into SD.

"JOTAF! I told you to be careful with that flamethrower." said Parksie

"Oh ok sorry, I wanted to toast the small beast but Katie put herself in front of it right before I fired... then SD though that she was a man and that really pissed her off, not my fault "

The battle was getting bad, with more casualties (ok injured people) in both sides, specially in the bus. But suddenly, something changed the course of the battle: The bush clan was getting overly excited by the weapons fire and seeing Katie with her face blackened made them anxious for a good old electric chair execution. They began to advance on the gang. Then Katie thought of something else. She continued where she left off nibbling on SD. The sight of Katie having fun with the demon sent the ultra-religous Bushes into a whirl. While they were distracted by this sight, Jotaf and the others finished them off once and for all....just as Katie was done finishing off SD. :-) Everyone was left with big smiles on their faces and they once again boarded the bus to head off to the concert.

Everything was going well when.....

Just then SD re-appeared (he had wandered off for a while). "Hey, SD, where you been, and who's that attractive little creature with you.", said Jethro, putting on his best James Bond expression.

"This is Daisy the sheep. She's 18 and she's blonde, I heard you were looking for her.", said SD giving Jethro the sheep.

"My,", said SD looking around, "I've been away for ages, I thought things would have degenerated alot more than this. Nice paint job on the van though!"

"Thanks!", said Ric, putting away his big hose, having run out of white paint.

"Enough of this nonsense!", exclaimed Katie. "It's time we get down to business. The bus is converted, texas style, SD has his accent down pat and we have Jethro doing what Texans do best with Daisy. It's time to put this plan into action!"

"Err...what plan?", asked Parsie, having lost track of the plot line.

"The plan to overthrow the dark evil that is Bush!", said Katie. "We are going to be late for the concert if we don't get moving soon!"

"Dogawn dagnabbit! Ya hollerin' his name is shoore ta bring the pesky varmit 'ere!", shouted SD

"Oh No! You said his name out loud and that is certain to summon him here", translated Parksie helpfully.

Sure enough in a puff of smoke the bush clan appeared. There was Pappa Bush, Mamma Bush, President Baby Bush, the indbred brother Jed Bush and their pet Kangaroo Skippy!

"Quick jethro. Talk to skippy like they do on the telly and ask him if he'll defect to our side."

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"Call the medics! We've got an injured man in here!" shouted SD.

"Make it one ghost and a woman" he said after Katie, which had her face completely black, started to get her teeth into SD.

"JOTAF! I told you to be careful with that flamethrower." said Parksie

"Oh ok sorry, I wanted to toast the small beast but Katie put herself in front of it right before I fired... then SD though that she was a man and that really pissed her off, not my fault "

The battle was getting bad, with more casualties (ok injured people) in both sides, specially in the bus. But suddenly, something changed the course of the battle: The bush clan was getting overly excited by the weapons fire and seeing Katie with her face blackened made them anxious for a good old electric chair execution. They began to advance on the gang. Then Katie thought of something else. She continued where she left off nibbling on SD. The sight of Katie having fun with the demon sent the ultra-religous Bushes into a whirl. Jethro catching on to Katie's plan continued taking liberties with Daisy. While they were distracted by these sights, Jotaf and the others finished the bushes off once and for all....just as Jethro was done finishing off Daisy. :-) Everyone was left with big smiles on their faces and they once again boarded the bus to head off to the concert.

Everything was going well when.....

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"Call the medics! We've got an injured man in here!" shouted SD.

"Make it one ghost and a woman" he said after Katie, which had her face completely black, started to get her teeth into SD.

"JOTAF! I told you to be careful with that flamethrower." said Parksie

"Oh ok sorry, I wanted to toast the small beast but Katie put herself in front of it right before I fired... then SD though that she was a man and that really pissed her off, not my fault "

The battle was getting bad, with more casualties (ok injured people) in both sides, specially in the bus. But suddenly, something changed the course of the battle: The bush clan was getting overly excited by the weapons fire and seeing Katie with her face blackened made them anxious for a good old electric chair execution. They began to advance on the gang. Then Katie thought of something else. She continued where she left off nibbling on SD. The sight of Katie having fun with the demon sent the ultra-religous Bushes into a whirl. Jethro catching on to Katie's plan continued taking liberties with Daisy. While they were distracted by these sights, Jotaf and the others finished the bushes off once and for all....just as Jethro was done finishing off Daisy. :-) Everyone was left with big smiles on their faces and they once again boarded the bus to head off to the concert.

Everything was going well when parksie slammed on the brakes on the bus. He had spotted a big red button lying in the road behind them and SD was about to push it. Suddenly Katie burst out....

"Tk Tk, Skp Skp, Tk Tk", said Jethro. Skippy answered in Kangaroo speak and Jethro turned to the others shaking his head. "It's no use, he says he's 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'."

"I have figured out a fool-proof plan to defeat the evil", announced Katie. "I have noticed in the past that any form of logic or intelligence drives them crazy. So all we need to do is bombard them with witty sayings (SD, that's your job) and democratic platform policies (I'll take on that assignment) and they should all wither and die having no weapons to counteract the intelligence barrage!"

"Okay...on the count of three! Ready...ONE, TWO........"

"If money can't buy love then how come we have a sex industry?" said Jethro, getting his hand in.

"Well!", said President Baby Bush, "We should advance indefatigably and crush these people, and we should do so as we advance, or we won't have crushed them, and I'm not sure which is the better option, but I'm certain that it is the first one."

"Er! Okay son...", said Pappa Bush trying to work out what he was babbling about now.

"Ha!", shouted SD as he sprang forward, "Your smelly."

SD turned and looked sheepishly at Katie (but not too sheepishly incase he attracted Jethro's attention. "Sorry, but it's really difficult to be witty when confronted by the Bush's, they just wouldn't get it.", he apologised.

They all continued in a similar vein until the Bushes ran screaming from their home, trying to herd their cattle and family along with them.

"Quick! Back to the bus!" shouted parksie, who was already in the driving seat, revving the engine. Everyone piled in, apart from Ghost who jumped onto his hellcycle with Katie, who couldn't abide being in a bus full of sweaty men. Parksie took his foot off the brake pedal and they surged forward, onto the dust-track that is the main road in Texas. They gained on the Bushes who were running down the track, and everyone leaned out of the windows, holding their weapon of choice. Katie was not holding anything as she preferred to get her teeth into a Bush. Everything was going well until Katie suceeded in biting into Skippy the Bush kangaroo. Ric was very dissappointed that the only Bush Katie was interested in was the kangaroo and it spoiled the whole mood for him. Jethro, on the other hand, was thrilled that Katie had brought down Skippy and began firing up the BBQ.

"Call the medics! We've got an injured man in here!" shouted SD.

"Make it one ghost and a woman" he said after Katie, which had her face completely black, started to get her teeth into SD.

"JOTAF! I told you to be careful with that flamethrower." said Parksie

"Oh ok sorry, I wanted to toast the small beast but Katie put herself in front of it right before I fired... then SD though that she was a man and that really pissed her off, not my fault "

The battle was getting bad, with more casualties (ok injured people) in both sides, specially in the bus. But suddenly, something changed the course of the battle: The bush clan was getting overly excited by the weapons fire and seeing Katie with her face blackened made them anxious for a good old electric chair execution. They began to advance on the gang. Then Katie thought of something else. She continued where she left off nibbling on SD. The sight of Katie having fun with the demon sent the ultra-religous Bushes into a whirl. Jethro catching on to Katie's plan continued taking liberties with Daisy. While they were distracted by these sights, Jotaf and the others finished the bushes off once and for all....just as Jethro was done finishing off Daisy. :-) Everyone was left with big smiles on their faces and they once again boarded the bus to head off to the concert.

Everything was going well when parksie slammed on the brakes on the bus. He had spotted a big red button lying in the road behind them and SD was about to push it. Suddenly Katie burst out, "Don't touch that SD! It was too late, SD had already pushed it. Nothing happened immediately but, fearing the worst the gang climbed back onto the bus. Just when they thought the button might be harmless they all began to feel a tingling sensation in ............