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Is it true Deutschland would retake Europe if the United States ceased to exist?
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Dr. Dis - first time Dis'r...
Is it true Deutschland would retake Europe if the United States ceased to exist?
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Originally Posted by Neo-Dark
If you cook the right kind of brownies you can go to Disney without leaving your house. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Wow...brownies are good...and spacey...wow...i love living in legal weed land...
No, Denmark is next on the list of global domination.Quote:
Originally Posted by nemaroller
Dr Dis,
Where can I find a good link for syntax highlighting on my stupid editor made through C#?
Thanks.
Find an eightball, it may know.Quote:
Originally Posted by nebulom
Dr dis you do not have the awnser to this question: what is the cure to the commen cold which i am suffering right now ?
I do have the answer: death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
oh my...O.O you are a magical docter Dr dis,
But doctor,what if the patient has to survive since it was his B-day yesterday ?
Since when to birthday boys have to live? Did I miss a memo :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
since its special because it was mine >.>
Im special aint i doctor dis ?
yes you are
Does chicken soup cure a cold?
Only raw chicken soup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dear Dr Dis,
Why is it that when I look at a bright light (the sun), I get the urge to sneeze ?
and
Why is it that when I sneeze, I always sneeze twice?
the sun's rays come in a sublimenal message telling us to sneeze. You're brain doesn't handle the message right, and loops it once.
My lunch sux...should I diss my gf?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why should we ask you?
hey dr.dis where did a man get an egg? He doesn't have chickens and he didn't even go to stores to buy an egg.
because I'm here.Quote:
Originally Posted by nebulom
Always remember: Pizza Hut delivers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
Dr. Diz why does my tummy ache?
no..no..no.he didn't order an eggs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
im sure about that.
Dear Dr Dis,
I have issues with comparison operators. Please tell me how i can get over these.
Dr Dis.
Why did that bad man break into my house? I had to tie him up with his own spinal cord so he wouldn't run away.
Dr. Dis.
Do you think I should hock myself in debt to buy a new car?
If you want to get over comparison operators, learning something that misuses them, like CSS. That will teach you to loathe the operators.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
This goes back to the eternal question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
The best way to answer these kinds of questions to is turn them around:
?esuoh ym otni kaerb nam dab taht did yhW
Now that the question doesn't make sense, we can deduce that the man was insane, meaning he also doesn't make sense, so everything fits perfectly.
Do you have a girlfriend/wife? No.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Otherwise, yes.
Dr Dis,
Do you suppose it will snow in Pennsylvania tomorrow?
Dr Dis.
How do I attract more visitors to my website?
Dr. Dis,
Why do doctors ALWAYS give injections in the ... "proverbial place"? :confused:
I never suppose anything. I am omniscient and do not have to guess, assume, conjecture, hypothecate, reckon, or speculate on anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Tell people they will shorter, fuller lives by visiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
In medical school, doctors are taught how to save the "more important people", i.e., politicians. Politicians always have their head up their own arse, so by giving injections in the rear end is the best way to get something into a politician's head.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
if I tell them that, would that not be lying to them?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Hey, you asked how to increase visitors, not if you should modify reality a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Why does Southwest keep losing my luggage?
For the record out of the 4 trips I made with Southwest, they lost my luggage 3 times.
Dr Dis,
Could you answer this question?
What commodity do you think they pay their employees? I can just see the scene on payday: One big sign saying "'lost' luggage compound, come and take what you want!"Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit