The disclose-a-piece-of-info-about-yourself thread

Ill start:


My name is NOT mark or any nickname stemming from, or close to, mark.

I do not like lima beans.

I didn't name either of my children "Puddleglum".

I'm horny, horny horny horny tonight.

I never sit on broken glass.

That incident with the sheep and camel at 80mph, was in fact, me - not Jeffrey Archer as had previously been released.

I do not like carrots

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Originally posted by parksie
That incident with the sheep and camel at 80mph, was in fact, me - not Jeffrey Archer as had previously been released.

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I WAS that Sheep!!!!
:D :D :D :D

I have brown hair

My zippers take a lot of strain.

My new shoes squeak:(

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Originally posted by barrk
I squeak:(

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:p

I am cool

I've never told anyone this before but I can't read.

I plan on getting some tonight :D :D :D

I live east of here.

i have red hair

I used to be much younger.

I am only naked mentally :eek:

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Originally posted by boscord
I am only naked mentally :eek:

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I hate dreams like that

Yesterday was the first day of AAS 27, or I guess its 28.

I'm naked underneath my clothes!:eek:

I enjoy snacking on cheese.

"I'm naked underneath my clothes!"


Me too!!!
Arent we naughty!!!! :eek:

I am very naughty........but I'm told it's very nice ;)

I have a 12 inch...ruler

I have a 21 inch......monitor.

I have a 32 inch....Sony Widescreen TV

I'm not here. Wait a minute ... I am here. Nope, I'm definately NOT here.
And I have a carrot dangling under my rearview mirror

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Originally posted by barrk
I have a 21 inch......monitor.

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You lucky whatsit! :p

I only have a 15" on my desk...but I can use the 20"...SGI boxes rock... :) (hint hint, thinktank ;))

i have hairy legs

I am sitting in a VERY large office.

I feel like crap

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Originally posted by barrk
I do not like lamas.

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I shaved my beard off the other day.

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Originally posted by Behemoth
I shaved my beard off the other day.

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Heresy!

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Originally posted by parksie
Hairy!

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LOL!

im a psycho

I am the real person behind 2 imposters

I don't have a mullet

I have never won anything on the lottery

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Originally posted by chrisjk
I have never won anything on the lottery

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Tip: First buy a lottery

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Originally posted by thinktank2
Tip: First buy a lottery

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dang, I knew I was forgetting something

I keep birds

I know who Stefan Raab is and it isn't me

I'm evil

I am Stefan Raab

I am Dutch-Irish

My mother is from Germany

very evil

I'm 16

u mind me asking what's that "PIYARI" thing in your sig ??

I've been 16!:)

I was 16 at one point

I once bit a moose's sister.

I wasn't........

I once threw up on Gerald Ford

Unconfirmed reports say... I was 100 when I was born..
Since then I am shrinking younger...