Anyone read 'The Bible Code' ?
I got given a copy of 'The Bible Code' recently. Author's name is Drosnin or summat I think.
Haven't finished it yet, but this is scary stuff, to think that all these assassinations and wars and stuff are in the bible all along- with names and dates and places. (Well as long as it's the original Dead Sea Scroll version and you can read Hebrew.) (And you need some serious computing power.) (And the statistical knowhow of course.)
The Apocolypse didn't happen in 2000 which was one of the options, and if my memory serves me, 2006 is a better statistical bet for the End according to these guys.
Now, no fighting you guys, let's keep this a clean thread. (Fat chance of that.....)
Hey- anyone read my jokes about the white horse and the guys in the desert? (Oh no, advertising again.)
OK so is this a joke thread now ...
Well 3 pieces of string go into a bar and one goes up to order. BarLady (or should we be PC and say BarPerson) refuses to serve on grounds that don't serve pieces of string for goodness sake. So it goes back to table and the 2nd piece says "Don't worry, I'll get 'em". But Alas, needless to say, same result and now they're getting really thirsty.
So.
The 3rd piece of string loops itself into a bowline or a granny or whatever, and roughens and loosens the strands on the ends of the string. Approaches barlady, who says "Oi- aren't you a piece of string? Gerroutofit!" String says "No, I'm afraid not"