Six more sleeps

Then I'm off to tenerife for 2 weeks to see how many Venereal diseases I can cram in.

EWWWW!!! Have a nice holiday matey... I am going to Fuerteventura with my Girlfriend next week (on the 29th) :)

Have one for me mate, don't forget to take your Flat Cap off first :p

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Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Then I'm off to tenerife for 2 weeks to see how many Venereal diseases I can cram in.

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For the first time ever, I'm not jealous of someone who's about to go on holiday. :cool:

Thanks for not making it sound tempting...

It would be like shagging Andy Capp! lol! :p

Bonker

The flat cap comes off and the knotted hanky goes on.

Might even roll me trouser legs up.. :eek:

I also have to keep up the age old British tradition of WINGEING

*Nehhh*

*This food gives me the trots*

*DON'T EAT THE ICE*

*It's too bloody hot*

*What do you mean you don't serve Boddies*

*This £3.50 rolex watch has stopped working*

*Bloody Germans The've nicked all sunbeds again*