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can u think of any? :D :D
Intel: Inhell (In Hell)
Compaq: Crappaq, Comcrap, or Crapcrap :D :D
eMachines: evilMachines
Hewlett Packard: Hewlett Crappard
PC Chips: PC ****s
Hitachi (hard drives): ****achi
Gateway: Gay Way (my fave one!)
Rambus: Scambus (HE HE HE!)
Computer Acronyms
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PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
Netscape: Nutscrape
Internet Explorer: Internet Exploder
Oh yeah, the classing Windows: Winblows.
You dissin IE M0F0??????Quote:
Originally posted by filburt1
Internet Explorer: Internet Exploder
It's MSN Exploder
No, IE is cool. I got it from here: http://www.dumbentia.com . There's a lot of funny stuff there.