Write Around?

How would everyone like to do a write-around? We do these in my english class. It's where you have someone start the story, then pass it to the next person, who continues where they left off, then pass it, etc. Usually we have a certain amount of time, but since it's kinda hard to do that, we'll just let you keep writing. Maybe we should do a certain amount of characters. That sounds like a good idea... the max characters you can have is 750. This way people won't be reading forever. If you are in the middle of a word and you reach 750, you can just finish that word.

Does anyone want to do this? If so, I'll start the story.

Her indoors had a simular thing running on Handbag.com and it was pretty funny!

Go for it!

Ok. I'll try to start a good story. :)

Once, a while back, in a town called Chuticka on the planet Mmphzigir, there was a 17 year old computer programmer named Bigglezeeb. He was trying to make a program to overrun the planet's security network system. He

[someone add some more to the story]

...didn't have the faintest idea where to start so he decided to order a bag of custard doughnuts from Tesco.com ( his local Tesco store had burnt down a few weeks earlier)
When the Tesco delivery van arrived, he realised the driver was in fact none other than rft5fgyhujiyh76tg5rf4 the man who types with his elbows. Bigglezeeb immediately realised the potential impact of having such a talented dude on his team of hackers - although it was not strictly a team because he was the sole member. Bigglezeeb lured rft5fgyhujiyh76tg5rf4 into his….

sexually seductive 1978 shaggin wagon where he proceeded to..

.. remove tent pegs from his nose.
When finished he...

...extracted the cactus from his...


PS: We've already done this once and it was great fun...not so sure whether it's family reading though ;) :D

ass... He hated to see it go, but sometimes a cactus up the ass is like...

haha this is pretty funny. We need more people though to make the story more interesting.

It's never family reading, even when we do it in school, my teacher usually gets pissed because it's always about sex or drugs or somthing vulgar. That's what makes it fun! :)

I will start it all over again.

Once upon a time there lived a prince and a princess. And they lived happily ever after..

...until one tragic day...

... a fat guy named Bob sat on them both and crushed the life out of them. The queen was thrilled because she would have to have sex with the king again to have a new prince of princess to take over the empire. The king was pissed. He thought he was done with that horrible hag. She was meant to die years before...

..fortunately the king was done penectomy just a month before...

so the Queen was able to find some young, intelligent, forward-thinking man who recognized her for the lovely human that she really was! She asked the young man to........

..find her a suitable mate..

He was very loyal to his Queen and set about the task immediately! He left the castle and headed for...

Hobo Island...

On his way across the Hobo Bridge, the bridget built by hoboes over the great Hobo Canyon, he discovered a loose bolt in the walk way. He pulled on the bolt, and the whole bridge snapped in half. He swung down, hanging on for dear life, and hit the side of the canyon at full speed. He tried to climb up, but he was too weak. A hobo that was passing by saw the accident and went to help. He leaned over the edge of the canyon...

... And was unsuspectingly boofed by another hobo. As they were just about to finish up...

...a donkey named Dominic came over. He was a flithy drunk and always threw up on the hobo's...

...*****, they were thankful for this as they were running out of lubrication...

Many times the donkey had seen this, so he knew just what to do. He took a trout that was on its way to Cleavland, and tied it to a skateboard. By the time this was done, the hobo lovers had already began eating our donkey friend, so the trout continued on to Cleavland. During a brief layover in Memphis, the trout had come across a jar of "Mystical Yogurt", and since the 7-11 janitor didn't know what it was for, he decided to...

Make more yogurt with the janitor...

...and so they did.

And the entire 7-11 staff enjoyed warm yogurt...

and Big Gulp Slurpees. When the trout finally got to Cleavland, he realized that Drew Carey doesn't really live there. This made him mad. So mad, in fact, that he scaled an apartment building and began throwing ice cubes at people. In the end, it took 4 federal marshals and a grenade launcher to take him down...

... and when he did, he went down on all four federal marshalls...

and he recited this little poem...

Quote:

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I'm a trout
Now whip it out,
or I will shout
and bite your snout.

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and he found what what making $14 the hard way is all about