OK everybody, post the funniest quotes you have from any books you've read :)
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OK everybody, post the funniest quotes you have from any books you've read :)
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"Jack fell down and broke his crown"
since when does a little kid wear a crown? If he is a king/prince, then why is he running to get water???:D ;) :) :p :cool:
Crown means your head. Presumably, Jack's head was split open in a bloody mess half way down the hill. They put 200 stiches in him and he could never walk again.
Aw, poor wittle guy. :D
Check this out, though: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
lol...
I don't think you can read this in a minute: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute....odyssey.shtml
but then again...:D ;) :p :)
Speed reading. :D
This is my favorite one: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute....catcher.shtml
By the way, I know what a crown meant in that phrase. Just said that for fun. :p
That was... really lame.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :D
What I don't understand is, how they fixed his crown (whether it's a king-type or a skull-type!) with vinegar and brown paper.
dunno but it had to hurt ?
"come the revolution, these would be the first people to be lined up against the wall" - Hitch hikers Huide to the galaxy
"The Revolution came, and they were the first people to be lined up against the wall" - Galatica encyclopedia