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If you ever get a girl friend you'll have to give up computer games!
There's just not enough time in the world to play computer games and give your girlfriend enough attention (to keep her happy).
Just saying this because all those threads about computer games reminds me of how I don't have the time. So I'm jealous!
Let this be a warning to all those who play games and don't have a girlfriend! ;)
Last time i was playing a game my GF went absoloutly mental at me!!
my last GF had an arrangment, she would bugger off on a girlie night, I would get all the lads round for a games night :)
So then you marry her and claim you need your own space on a regular basis. :DQuote:
Originally posted by simonm
If you ever get a girl friend you'll have to give up computer games!
There's just not enough time in the world to play computer games and give your girlfriend enough attention (to keep her happy).
Just saying this because all those threads about computer games reminds me of how I don't have the time. So I'm jealous!
Let this be a warning to all those who play games and don't have a girlfriend! ;)
You get to play games if you've got kids.
Sadly, they tend to be things like Thomas the Tank Engine and RugRats. Not much in the way of explosions and big crowd-pleasing deaths in these... :(
:confused:
you're obviously doing it wrong.!
My fiancee complained I spent too much time on the computer so.....
I bought her a computer so she could sit next to me! :D
IUnknown
Something people forget... you may not be playing computer games but the other games that you get to play with your girlfriend are much more pleasurable!!! :D
Maybe...But the games you play with your girlfriend don't last as long! :DQuote:
Something people forget... you may not be playing computer games but the other games that you get to play with your girlfriend are much more pleasurable!!!
Depends what the games are!! ;) And they definately are more playable!!!!! :D
But....
The computer never has a headache or gets stroppy with you every four weeks!! :D
IUnknown
i agree with crhis!!:)
I'd much rather play games with my gf the play computer games!
But chris we dont want to know about your Role Playing Games
:p
My computer gets stroppy with me most times I use it, I guess it's my fault for using Windows :rolleyes:
My ex was a games fanatic. Sounds great doesn't it? It's a real double edged sword. Also means she can ***** at you in front of a server full of people instead of just the two of you ;)
LOL....
But it's easier to turn a computer on ;)
IUnknown
Well any roleplay is my business... :D Here are some funny things that I found!!1 :) lol!
101 Things NOT To Say During Sex
1.But everybody looks funny naked!
2.You woke me up for that?
3.Did I mention the video camera?
4.Do you smell something burning?
5.(In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6.Try breathing through your nose.
7.A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8.Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9.Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10.But whipped cream makes me break out.
11.Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today.
12.Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
13.Can you please pass me the remote control?
14.Do you accept Visa?
15.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16.On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17.And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18.So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19.(Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20.Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21.(Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22.Do you get any premium movie channels?
23.Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24.(Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25.Got any penicillin?
26.But I just brushed my teeth...
27.Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28.I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29.I want a baby!
30.So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31.(In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32.Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33.Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34.I think you have it on backwards.
35.When is this supposed to feel good?
36.Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37.You're good enough to do this for a living!
38.Is that blood on the headboard?
39.Did I remember to take my pill?
40.Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41.I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42.That leak better be from the waterbed!
43.I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44.But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45.Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46.If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
47.No, really... I do this part better myself!
48.It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49.This would be more fun with a few more people.
50.You're almost as good as my ex!
51.Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52.Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53.You look younger than you feel.
54.Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55.You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56.They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57.Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58.Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59.You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60.What tampon?
61.Have you ever considered liposuction?
62.And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63.What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64.I have a confession...
65.I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66.Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67.Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68.Is that a hanging sculpture?
69.You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70.Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71.I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72.Did you come yet, dear?
73.I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74.A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75.Does this count as a date?
76.Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77.Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78.I think biting is romantic -- don't you?
79.You can cook, too right?
80.When would you like to meet my parents?
81.Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself?
82.Have you seen ''Fatal Attraction''?
83.Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84.Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85.(In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86.I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87.Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88.Sorry but I don't do toes!
89.You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90.Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91.Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92.I'll bet you didn't know I work for ''The Enquirer''.
93.So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
94.My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95.Is this a sin too?
96.I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97.Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98.Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99.Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100.How long do you plan to be ''almost there''?
101.You mean you're NOT my blind date?
Just for Katie as I know she will eventually read this thread.. I think that she will appreciate this.. It was sent to me by my GirlFriend...
60 Things NOT To Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Wait for it
Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)
Hmm, who could that me... *cough* Filburt *cough* :( :)Quote:
Originally posted by simonm
Let this be a warning to all those who play games and don't have a girlfriend! ;)
Anyway back to the subject... I am quite lucky as my gf likes to play computer games too though she only plays on ones on her Playstation. She likes FF8 etc.. Like me I love FF8 and FF9 etc.. :)
A GF mixing with computers? That's like oil and water! :D
Definately the best of both worlds though.. It is a very liberating experience!!! :) lol!
*drools at the thought* :D
Don't drool over my girlfriend! ;) She's mine!
simonm,
i'm married and i know your pain.
my wife won't let me play computer games everyday, but i just lock myself in the room once a week and play until 3:00am. :D
good luck...
Wouldn't it be easier if you could download a girlfriend? Now there's a thought.....
Would not it be better if you download an "Open Source" GF and then modify the code to put your own thoughts in there (that best fit your games hobby):p
I get the benefit of not living with mine ;)
they do say that living with someone before marriage means you're 3 times (or something like that) more likely to get divorced :eek:
3 times more than not getting married at all?
Why marry with the same GF if you have been with her before the marriage:p
ok this is wierd... I was playing my GF at pool over yahoo last night... Now my pc crashed and I told her that I aint coming back on, and she moaned at me that she wanted to play again !!!(desperate to beat me thats all ;))