Top 10 Signs Your Programmers Are Too Young
10. They can't come in until 2PM because they have classes.
9. You're forced to remove "Pinball" and "Solitaire" from their machines.
8. They won't wear anything that doesn't say "FuBu" or "Phat Farm" on it.
7. They never have less than 10 IE Browser windows open at any given time.
6. They don't understand why you can't "take the summer off".
5. Many educating sessions are preceeded by them saying, "Go ahead, I'll sit here and watch."
4. You're asked repeatedly if your switchbox is "legal".
3. You tell them to "Install Office" and with a puzzled look they reply, "I never took woodshop but, ok."
2. The picture in their "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" frame changes every two weeks.
1. They fill up your web server with "homework files".
