Top 10 Signs That Your Company Is Cheap

10. The entire office shares a single dial-up internet connection
9. You just got assigned a "cube buddy"
8. Your paycheck has a line item deduction for office supplies and toner
7. The toilet paper is comprised of failed IPO stock certificates
6. The bottled water tastes like tap water...Because it is
5. The phone on your desk has a coin slot
4. Your benefits package includes a Medicail enrollment form
3. Your annual bonus is a pen and pencil set and a gift certificate to Pizza Hut
2. They serve Top Ramen as the main course at the company picnic
1. Three words; Code by candlelight

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Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
10. The entire office shares a single dial-up internet connection

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everyone xcept the IT dept, who have there own :D

And the MD

nope :p

What! An MD without an internet connection. How else does he fill his time in?

he shares the same connection as everyone else :D

Simon

Still not found ur sheep yet

p.s Why are certain peoples Avatars black?

Is it this moderator stuff per chance

11: They want you to get there DataBase interface to work on LINUX, so they don't have to pay for Windows.

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Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Simon

Still not found ur sheep yet

p.s Why are certain peoples Avatars black?

Is it this moderator stuff per chance

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See the "Explanation for the Black Avatars" thread. It's a protest, and many people have adoped not only the avatars but the spiffy new signature, too.

Three words; Code by candlelight

Ouch...viciously sharp comment there, Katie ;)

sharp maybe.....vicious...never!;)

Better than flat (as any paedophile music teacher will tell you :p)

Would you rather b sharp, b flat or b natural??:p

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Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
9. You just got assigned a "cube buddy"

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I have been sharing a cube w/ my manager since I get hired (mid-March). But the good news is, I'm moving out on Tuesday!!!!!!!!! yay!!! Then I will share a small room with s/o, but it's actually not too bad.

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Originally posted by barrk
Would you rather b sharp, b flat or b natural??:p

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Oh definitely 100% natural :p

(lets see how many times I can say that :D)

I have three cube-mates and they are all great!

I have my own office. :D

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Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Simon

Still not found ur sheep yet

p.s Why are certain peoples Avatars black?

Is it this moderator stuff per chance

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Nope, No sheep, check your cache if you have time, PSP browse helps :D


Filburt, I have my own office too :D

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Originally posted by filburt1
I have my own office. :D

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I get a percentage of a big table. To get that cubicle feeling, I stack up moving boxes on 3 sides of my space on the table.

:)

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Originally posted by filburt1
I have my own office. :D

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And I'm a 16-year-old summer intern. :D

Lucky you :mad: :D

*puts on warpaint* kill him!!!!!!! :D

Agh! *runs away screaming* :D

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Originally posted by filburt1


And I'm a 16-year-old summer intern. :D

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Im 16 too (until monday :D)

been here a year and im not a intern :p:p

Ahh to be 16 again...

*Grabs pipe from under tarten knee blanket*

:eek: what were you doing with that pipe ;)

It was my Catheter..:eek:

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