VB jokes...

Know any good ones? my personal fave is

Dim ***** as Long

Dim BillGates as Variant

BillGates = "Microsoft owner"
if BillGates = "Microsoft owner" then
Call Pissoff (BillGates)

Declare Function pissoff (BillGates as stupid)
BillGates = "begger"
End Function

:p

Dim Stability As Variant

Nah, look at this one (I was gonna save it so I could use it later whenever someone pissed me off, but anyway... :p )

VB Code:

Dim Parksie As New Bie

PS: I only used the name "Parksie" because I needed a name... no offense ;)

None taken :)

VB Code:

Set Jotaf98.AbilityLevel = Nothing

:D

damn vb crap :p

Code:

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typedef long Bie;
void* Parksie = new Bie;

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Code:

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struct Dennis {
    void *intelligence;
    short *****_size;
};

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:p

:D

Code:

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typedef unsigned __int64 VeryVeryLongAndWide;
typedef unsigned __int64 ALotOf;

struct Dennis {
    ALotOf intelligence;
    VeryVeryLongAndWide *****_size;
};

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Yeah you had to SET mine... yours gives me an error when I try to access it:

"Error: Object 'Brain' not yet initialized." :p

Code:

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class Jotaf {
public:
    int GetIQ() { return m_iIQ; }

protected:
    int m_iIQ;
};

int main() {
    Jotaf *pNutter;

    cout << pNutter->GetIQ() << endl;
};

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Fatal error: Access Violation :p

Dim Parksie as Single:p :p

(only technically ;))

Are you talking of sex and or relationships? Didn't you read the agreement when you signed up?

I'm always reminded whenever I look in my sig :p

Quote:

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Originally posted by Gestapo John
Are you talking of sex and or relationships? Didn't you read the agreement when you signed up?

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Just shut the hell up :rolleyes:

What about

On Error GoTo Hell

;) :D :p

On Error Goto Room_Corner

dim sanity as variant

Code:

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Public Reality() As New VB.Global

'Code improved by vBulletin Tool 2.0

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Quote:

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Dim Parksie as Single

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ok am sorry, but we have a winner
:)

I'm only single cuz she's gone on holiday you harsh bastards :rolleyes:

What am I gonna do? Been talking to her every day since christmas and she's away for 12 days :(:(:(:(

oh i was just laughing at the vb joke :)
ha ha

How's this then:

Constant parksie = "Single"

Syntax error there, better here:

VB Code:

Const ParsieIsSingle As Boolean = True

Is that better? :D

Const Parksie As Single = "True"

I have never used Const or Constant before