Who said?

Who said

Q1: And you, my son Brutus
Q2: You and me....and her!
Q3: Short people got no reason to live!

???

Q1 - Julius Ceasar
Q2 - Any horny man (given half a chance and two women)
Q3 - Randy Newman (damn his eyes;) )

Who said;

Q4: "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned"
Q5: "Better than a gym sock I suppose"
Q6: "Here we are...the interstate!!"

A2: Chef
A4: Eric Cartman
A5: Not sure
A6: Some Movie :confused:


Q7: "As we poison the pigeons in the park."

A4- Monica Lewinsky
A5 - John Travolta during the filming of Saturday Night Fever
A6 - The chicken...just before crossing the road:rolleyes:

A7 - Tom Leher

Q8- "Beer is God's way of telling us he loves us and wants us to be happy"

Q9 - "You can't be a real country unless you have
a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some
kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but
at the very least you need a beer."

Quote:

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Originally posted by barrk
Q9 - "You can't be a real country unless you have
a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some
kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but
at the very least you need a beer."

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Frank Zappa

Wow, Dennis.........I guess they are teaching you something in public schools after all!:D

Quote:

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Originally posted by RyeBread
A5 - the kid's Dad in American Pie. I think it was Eugene Levy?

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Yep

A quick rundown...

A4: Eric Cartman
A5: Geezer in American Pie after finding johnnys in this son's drawer
A6: Homer Simpson

A8 is Benjamin Franklin..........I've also seen it quoted this way:



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

pffft. Benjamin Franklin!! What did he ever to?!?! Apart from fly a kite in a thunderstorm

And and some crap about some declaration.....

;)

Apparently he drank a good deal of beer too!:D

good bloke! Was he pissed when he got out his fountain pen?;)

Wouldn't doubt it! But he wasn't as pissed as he was pissed off at the paltry way he had been treated by "Mother England"!;)

Enough abuse for one day! Seez ya!!!!!!!!!

okay, who said;

Q9: "Imagine there's no heaven"
Q10: "English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"
Q11: "We need guns, lots of guns..."

All but the first one sounds like something I'd say :rolleyes: