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For the benefit of Dennis tell me where you met your girlfriend / wife / partner.
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Ah yes, how is Simon these days? :pQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
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Would I ever? :p
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
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Those things with holes in the middle? Or are just mine like that ;)
YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSEQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
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Ah! Our eye's met across a nuclear reactor...
... how's that for a romantic spot!
SD
I was singing in a coffee bar and my husband was doing stand-up comedy in the same bar.....the rest is history!
*Gaffer* Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh!
The rest is also kids... ;)
I think my parents met on a street corner somewhere :rolleyes: j/k ;) It was at some ball.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :pQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Ah yes, how is Simon these days? :p
*large breath*Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :p
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*gasp* *wheeze* *another large breath*
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ok now semi serious....I was smacked in the head by a train, and I got loads sympathy (and D said it dont work :p) It carried on from there...... quite dumb when you think about it really :rolleyes:
Meet you half way - Asheville, NC? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
*Gaffer* Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh!
I met Mrs G over 12 oysters and a bottle of Spanish Albarino in Soho. We ended up drunk and down a back alley called "Bridle Lane"...
I don't think I said that... if I remember correctly I said I wouldn't do any sympathy plays... IMO it makes you look pathetic... Unless they see it happen...
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
*large breath*
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*gasp* *wheeze* *another large breath*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
I needed that breath...can't help having a knackered throat :)Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
:rolleyes:
I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)
Well naturally I put on the extented of my injury, even thou I did feel dizzy for ages, and I didnt say you said it didnt work :pQuote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
I don't think I said that... if I remember correctly I said I wouldn't do any sympathy plays... IMO it makes you look pathetic... Unless they see it happen...
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Originally posted by parksie
I needed that breath...can't help having a knackered throat :)
I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)
You mean the 14 year old?!?!?
:eek:
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Originally posted by chenko
Well naturally I put on the extented of my injury, even thou I did feel dizzy for ages, and I didnt say you said it didnt work :p
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(and D said it dont work :p)
Yep...and that wasn't quite her facial expression :DQuote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
You mean the 14 year old?!?!?
:eek:
You need to find somebody your own age....... Amanda's older than her :o
Why should I need to do that? It's only 3 1/2 years difference.
Well, I guess it's different over there..... over here people really don't like that sort of thing....(even if no sex is involved)....
Anyway, good luck with her...
3.5 years is a cool age difference. I'm 2 years older than my wife.... although she's a hell of a lot more mature than me :)
SD
in sheep years, my misses is 70, so I must be a granny shagger. (It's more fun this side of the line sd ;))
A toddler is more mature than you, SD :)
Dennis - there only seem to be problems over here if you're getting up to things, which we're not. The people that were taking the piss a bit have stopped now :)
Age doesn't matter! Tom is 11 years older than me.
Just call him Hugh :)
My wife's 18 months older than me and it's great. When I trade her in for a younger model she can't complain can she ?
Er, you're frighteningly accurate there I'm afraid.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
A toddler is more mature than you, SD :)
The wife went out to the hairdressers last night and left me in charge of our daughter (approx 2 years old).
Between us we had pretty much managed to soak the bathroom during her bath (I though I'd liven up an otherwise dull experience by showing her how to use empty shampoo bottles to squirt each other with water), when the wife walks back in. I tried to pin the blame on Jemma, but she didn't buy it!:D We didn't hear her arrive home as the hi-fi was pumping out a Tina Turner concert DVD so loud that the floor was vibrating.
SD
low mileage ?
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
low mileage ?
In my case I have to go for a girl with low standards.....Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
low mileage ?
It was meant to go 1 post up.
Or a low top :pQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
In my case I have to go for a girl with low standards.....
I don't get it...Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :p
-C
And I made comments about Simon being Ian's sheep :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
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That's a hell of a lot of fun;) As soon as the water washes out into the hall you know it's time to quit.Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Between us we had pretty much managed to soak the bathroom during her bath (I though I'd liven up an otherwise dull experience by showing her how to use empty shampoo bottles to squirt each other with water)
SD
Meet the missus at an Art Gallery during an exhibition. We both thought it was crap and got pissed on the supplied wine. (Before any one asks was setting up the gallery's accounting system).