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Help me make a signature with my name BILLFACEUK

kedaman has got:
Kinetic Electronic Device Assembled for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification

and chrisjk has got:
Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Justified Killing

but I can't think of anything.

N.B. be as crazy as you want :)

that is becasue they got it from this thread

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=86343

Guess I'm a little too slow :) but I haven't been here for quite a while now anyhoo:
B.I.L.L.: Biomechanical Intelligent Learning Lifeform
F.A.C.E.U.K.: Functional Artificial Construct Engineered for Ultimate Killing
B.I.L.L.F.A.C.: Biomechanical Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Fighting and Accurate Calculation
C.O.L.I.N.: Construct Optimized for Logical Infiltration and Nullification
C.H.E.E.S.E.: Cybernetic Humanoid Engineered for Efficient Sabotage and Exploration

my ears were burning...

ah bollocks, fire!! :D