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Microsoft Announcement.
Microsoft Announcement.
It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several
copies of a
Geordie version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as
Windaz Too Thoosand,may have accidentally been
shipped out of Newcastle
upon Tyne, U.K.
If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may
need some help
understanding the commands.
You will be able to tell immediately if you have a
copy of Windaz 2000 by
the egg-timer being replaced by a bottle of Brown
Ale.
Also note: The recycle bin is labelled " ****e "
Dialup network is called "Me mates"
Control Panel is known as "Fookin' aboot wi the
settins"
The hard drive is referred to as "Big roond Gadgie
wi aall me stuff on it"
Other features to note:
OK - Alreet
Cancel - Fook that bastad
Yes - Aye
No - Nee fookin chance
Go to - Owa theea
Help - Ah cannit dee it
Personal folder/My Documents - Me ****e
Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or
punctuation marks.
Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000
Tipe Rita - a word processor
Cullarin book - a graphics package
Addin masheen - a calculator
Dole 2000 - accounting software
Porn - Internet Explorer
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ROFLMAO!!
What is the recycle bin labeled as? the censor blocked it out
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LOL...maybe some original mind can think of Ghetto Style Windows 2000...:D
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