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The URINAL Code
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Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty. There *is* a code of "Restroom Etiquette" that MUST be followed. The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
(Sample): You walk into a washroom and see the following urinals occupied. Where do you stand?
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You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!
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Your choice: ___
Correct answer: 1
You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium restrooms where the herd thunders in.
(A suggestion from me, I suggest that if this happens, you go into the stalls to take a leak.)
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Subtle, Tricky, But Important-to-Know Section
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Your choice: ___
Correct answer: 6
Believe it or not, 1 and 3 couples you with the guy in urinal 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only we men would understand!
(Again..I suggest you use the stall.)
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VERY-Tricky-Indeed Section
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Your choice: ___
Correct answer: None
You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD -- for God's sake, use a doored stall!
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Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
- NO Singing. Period.
- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again."
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were you inspired by maxim?
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Would've helped if you numbered the urinals :rolleyes:
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Yeah, you should always number your Urinals ;)
But, what if I need a dump?
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Its numbered from left (1) to right (6)
I dont understand how you can get to urinal 6 in sample 5) though... Or is it a typo and #4 is correct?