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It's finally arrived
Guaranteed to work first time or your money back
it's Ians Vbforums cough mixture. Guaranteed to get rid of all those *Ahems* and *Cough* that you lot seem to be picking up
a whole case for the special introductory price of a glass of sherry
ring now on 0800-You-******
*ahem*
:( my phone doesn't have letters on it!!!!!! It has numbers, because that's what phone numbers are...numbers (slight dig at the americas there ;) )
that's unusual for you, chris....you're usually so complementary:rolleyes:
I don't get it. Mine has letters. Well... except for q and z.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
:( my phone doesn't have letters on it!!!!!! It has numbers, because that's what phone numbers are...numbers (slight dig at the americas there ;) )
Isn't the number 1-800-2BITEME?
Uhm... I don't understand the french bit. You don't understand because you are a french speaking Englishman? Must be Canadian. :rolleyes:
Can never get those letter things to work. We have them downunder, slavishly following US custom.
Ian
Where's the option for you spending a day at a nude beach for the terminally gay?
I have to change my style every now and then to keep you on your toes :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
that's unusual for you, chris....you're usually so complementary:rolleyes:
Jethro: I think you're supposed to press the key once for the first letter, twice for the second letter and so on - like mobile phone text messaging. Not sure about landline phones though.
"Je ne comprends pas, je suis anglais"
Coming around later ;)
Weren't like that in my day.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I have to change my style every now and then to keep you on your toes :D
Jethro: I think you're supposed to press the key once for the first letter, twice for the second letter and so on - like mobile phone text messaging. Not sure about landline phones though.
Ok will try it out Chris....hmmm....who can l dial, oh okay "Sandyforsex"
Well it could be 7777 2 66 3 999 333 666 777 7777 33 99 or simply 72639 367739 (only 1 keypress per letter)
What are you talking about, chris????
1-800-BITEME is
1-800-248363
I was telling Jethro how to dial Sandy For Sex!
Gee, those people are really strange when you ring them. Phoned and got some guy saying "Hello my name is Dennis and l want you to...........'Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
What are you talking about, chris????
1-800-BITEME is
1-800-248363
Sandy for Sex = 72639367739 what are all the numbers duplicated for???
*kick* That is a number for women only... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Jethro
Gee, those people are really strange when you ring them. Phoned and got some guy saying "Hello my name is Dennis and l want you to...........'
Urgh!! Pay attention!! There was also the theory that you had to press the keys once for the 1st letter, twice for the second letter etc etc, like you do with mobile phone text messaging.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Sandy for Sex = 72639367739 what are all the numbers duplicated for???
Don't forget I'm your hero so I can do what I like!! ;)
*Jethro grasps ankle*
Sorry dude, thought it might have been the number for the local cheese shop.
Captain Pomgolia....is that a bird, is it a plane, naw it's the Captain doing a helicopter chunder:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Urgh!! Pay attention!! There was also the theory that you had to press the keys once for the 1st letter, twice for the second letter etc etc, like you do with mobile phone text messaging.
Don't forget I'm your hero so I can do what I like!! ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Urgh!! Pay attention!! There was also the theory that you had to press the keys once for the 1st letter, twice for the second letter etc etc, like you do with mobile phone text messaging.
Don't forget I'm your hero so I can do what I like!! ;)
I'm trying to pay attention................and yes, you're still my hero.:rolleyes:
*Montgomery Burns style* Excellent!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
and yes, you're still my hero.:rolleyes:
You like to do it Montgomery Burns Style.........eewww:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
*Montgomery Burns style* Excellent!!
yeah, style, not with!!
Oii Jethro when i dial 7777 2 66 3 999 333 666 777 7777 33 99 or sandy for sex why do i get your mother-in-law???
;)
Chris at least you dont do it Smithers style.:rolleyes:
Beacon
Don't even go around there:eek: That woman is crazy, she will turn you into a shivering Eagles supporter.
Yeah she's pretty saucy on the phone as well!
Carn the eagles.
oh my god..................................:eek:
;) :p
Well that figures why Kovan wants a merc then!
Yeah, to pick up the Mother in Law and drive her to Eagles games. What a sick wee puppy he is;)Quote:
Originally posted by Beacon
Yeah she's pretty saucy on the phone as well!
Carn the eagles.
oh my god..................................:eek:
;) :p
Well that figures why Kovan wants a merc then!
Jethro - I forgot to say, that to take the medicine, youve' got to put it you mouth and swallow, but you might spit it out if you don't like the taste. Then again you would know all about this :pQuote:
Originally posted by Jethro
Where's the option for you spending a day at a nude beach for the terminally gay?
Yeap, tend not to spit out cough medicine. It wouldn't do much good otherwise........................er..............................sorry re-read that and see you have another meaning. Sorry Ian but haven't read that part of your biography yet, so have no knowledge of this sort of sick sordid thing that you speed so much of your life doing.....................Dear God, its 7.30am and need a cup of coffee, that isn't even half way funny:oQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Jethro - I forgot to say, that to take the medicine, youve' got to put it you mouth and swallow, but you might spit it out if you don't like the taste. Then again you would know all about this :p
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