Hello Jimmy :D
I see Katie has already warned you about a certain person, so that's saved me a job!
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Hello Jimmy :D
I see Katie has already warned you about a certain person, so that's saved me a job!
the Post Marathon is a race to the gutterQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Why does he need to be warned about me? ;)
Greetings Jimmy! Prepare for any threads you post that aren't already twisted to be dragged kicking and screaming into the gutter :D
Hey, Your wee mate has a mullet!Code:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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How do you know his "wee mate" has a mullet.................:eek:
ohhhh you were talking about his cartoon in his signature.....nevermind!
Katie rocks:DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
How do you know his "wee mate" has a mullet.................:eek:
They exchange nuddie photos of each other over the net. Amazing what a little knowledge of hair dressing can do.
Did you think John mentioned the first born thing to Jimmy yet:confused:
Gudday by the way Jimmy welcome aboard. We have a few rules around these here parts. 1. Don't make posts simply to increase your count, unless they are funny, mention breasts a few times, or are aimed at irritating some one no one likes.
Don't worry we will point out nukem if he comes back;)
Well another thread headed towards the gutter. My work here is done.
Well there's a fine couple of tits outside my window. I can't work out if they're blue tits or great tits, but they look pretty great to me.......Quote:
Originally posted by Jethro
1. Don't make posts simply to increase your count, unless they are funny, mention breasts a few times,
In the other forums SD. Why would a woman to paint her breasts blue by the way. Is this some sort of new fashion statement in Canada.Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Well there's a fine couple of tits outside my window. I can't work out if they're blue tits or great tits, but they look pretty great to me.......
It gets kinda cold in the winter..... :)
SD
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Originally posted by SurfDemon
It gets kinda cold in the winter..... :)
SD
So this would of course have pointed out the blue shading:rolleyes:
Well you have mentioned the pertinent facts ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Jethro
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So this would of course have pointed out the blue shading:rolleyes:
SD
Tits *drools*
oh! sorry should i say breastasis? :rolleyes:
Thank you all for your warm welcoming! i have a feeling that i will really enjoy this place.
The facts are quite a handfull on occasion.Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Well you have mentioned the pertinent facts ;)
SD
Welcome aboard Jimmy. Look forward to another member of the gutter club;)
Hello Jimmy!
You have tits outside your window SD. Having tits outside your window must be fantastic especially perky pointy tits but the blue tits part seems a worry i dont know if id like perky blue tits that much. Though tits are wonderful things, big tits small tits just tits.
I dislike man tits though especially on man-childs because man-tits just dont have the same effect as tit tits!
And if your disagree your a tit!
Hows that?:D
Can well image the scene around SD's place.
Gets home after a day tit watching. Runs a bath. Strips off. Grabs his toy boat and jumps in. Then it's a quick game of "Sailor aroung the horn".:rolleyes:
rule #3) no making fun of me cuz im still a Junior member
Don't worry, we make fun of any member, regardless of status;)Quote:
Originally posted by Skitchen8
rule #3) no making fun of me cuz im still a Junior member
yeah... i know
LOL
Unless it's a small member...
I find that even a small member can be developed into something worth abusing with a little encouragement ;)
...but the member who is harassed the most is Parksie's "Throbbing Member".
Parksie, stop "jerkin" him around so much!!!
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Originally posted by barrk
I find that even a small member can be developed into something worth abusing with a little encouragement ;)
Just spilt my coffee onto my lap......hmmm.......actually that feels kinda nice
Happy to be of service, Jethro! Next time drop the jelly doughnut too!;)
eww, jelly doughnuts?!?
vanilla or toffee...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hey Jimmy, I see youve been warned....but ITS TO LATE MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D
vanilla or toffee???? where's the fun without the doughnut hole?
I bet the ringed and whole doughnuts cost the same!! Getting less for the same cash. Plus you can always make your own hole ;)
Welcome aboard Jimmy..
ahhhhhhhh another Halmark moment.. :D
[homer simpson drool] mmmmmm doughnuts [/homer simpson drool]
ya i bet the jelly filled ones are well lubricated
damn people... are you all mental... chocolate creme filled all the way
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Originally posted by scoutt
Welcome aboard Jimmy..
ahhhhhhhh another Halmark moment.. :D
[homer simpson drool] mmmmmm doughnuts [/homer simpson drool]
ya i bet the jelly filled ones are well lubricated
Damn, you have to clean off afterwards:rolleyes:
or use it for round 2
Youse all gots some issues!
issues..but funny issues at that!!
issues....is that what the world calls us? ;):D