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With all these threads about the Christian god flying around, my god (the beer god) has got angry and demands a sacrifice.
All who are worthy must go out and consume copious amounts of beer to appease him. Go forth my children and spread the word of the lord (over the pavement/sidewalk at closing time).
Anyone thinking of converting will be pleased to know that my god is very forgiving, and has a place of worship in almost every town.
Repent, Repent for the day of jug-ment is here ;)
SD
thy will be done SD....
O.. (hic)...LORD , I (hic) sherve u with all from (hic) the bottle of my heart. No matter waht any(hic)one may shay, you are my bottle. I drink from thee and live the way u love. ZZZZZZZZ
Beer god???
Well what about liquor god?? you cant tell me their is no such thing... :rolleyes:
i think his name is jack daniels :D
I thouht it was Captain Morgan!
Well, you can worship the beer god if you like, but a new god is in town. His name: Nookie God!! He has simple demands...any form of sexual interaction at least 3 times a week.
Beer...Sex...Beer...Sex...Beer...Sex...hmm, tough choice!
Perhaps a time share scheme could be arranged. 1 week Beer God, next week Nookie God.
Does that mean we can only have sex every other week????????
Forget that nonsense!:(
Well alternating days then! Nookie/Beer god does not mind.
Nope....I'm entitled to eight times per week plus a bonus every six months and I'm not willing to compromise! Just read the I found God thread and you'll understand!
can't please some people :rolleyes: :)
OOps wrong thread. It was the Post Marathon thread!
Hmmm....................................beer -> where's a pissed smily when you need one. Thanks in advance Matthew:D
[Chris
Brewers drop can be a nasty thing dude.