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And my luck, I'd only get the very unattractive, not sexually satisfying clients.
And I would say that it is probably better to work for money and buy your sex later, but I've never done this. This is probably for the same reason.
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Most men have to work for it...unless of course you look like Mel Gibson!;)
... or write poems like me :p.
(I'm not promoting this too much am I?)
Oh, were you promoting? It was so subtle I didn't even notice!:rolleyes:
You sick puppy. The sisterhood is aware of this approach. Having taken a few knocks trying the sensitive new age male approach myself.Quote:
Your mates will just laugh at you, get over it, crack another beer, and watch the footy like any self-respecting male. Chicks love that, it gives them something to nag about:rolleyes: Well, as well as the tiolet seat, the lawns, and dirty laundry.
I think you guys have it all wrong....Tom's done some things that I really thought I'd never get over and I've tried to stay mad and then he does one sweet thing to make up for it and my resolve melts and I forgive him anything.......including dirty laundry!
If you knew how easy it was to get out of trouble you'd be saying nice things or writing poetry all the time!
The poem didn't work for a down under audience. Interesting though. I find flowers work:)
Yep...flowers definitely work here too!
Parksie, just e-mailed me, he wants to offer you a job :pQuote:
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Does it involve peanut butter..................be afraid, be very afraid.Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Parksie, just e-mailed me, he wants to offer you a job :p
SD
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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Parksie, just e-mailed me, he wants to offer you a job :p
SD
Did I mention, females only? :rolleyes:
Well there's a couple of job opportunities that you have probably blown:eek: Never mind, you could probably still score a position in the Food Service Industry.Quote:
Originally posted by Matthew Gates
Did I mention, females only? :rolleyes:
spetnik you should talk to anoop he could sell your poems for you... he has many contacts... just don't ask him about any nuclear warheads being sold in the US.. ;)Quote:
Whats the story with nuclear warheads sold in the US.
I'm sure someone's sullying my reputation :rolleyes:
Possibly no more than you achieve yourself. Keep up the good work. Where the hell is SD by the way, l feel he is no longer PULLING his weight in this forum.
Probably off having fun with someone's wife.
He (SD) stopped in this morning to say he has another all day meeting...........not sure what kind of meeting..........he could be meeting someone else's wife I suppose!:rolleyes:
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He does seem to go to quite a lot of "all day meetings" suddenly :eek:
He's probably with Simmo at Katie's place. OMG, the house will be burnt down by the time Katie gets home. Run like the wind katie.
Katie's neighbour, "Well we tried to save something, but all we could get was this blowup sheep. I knew they were strange, this is America we use blowup women. WHat the hell are they, commies"
SD "Yeah and they voted for Bush as well"
Neighbour "They voted for Bush!"
SD "That's right, Bush is a commie"
Neighbour "Goddaim wait till l tell the militiamen!"
SD "SO you got any beer in your fridge"
Simmo "I could go a sherry"
Neighbour "Goddamn it boy are you a homo"
Simmo "Well not according to your wife"
News of the Day "Following rioting in California City today, Police have arrested an English agitator and a Canadian Bacon producer."
LOL.............maybe I should go home....who knows what those two are up to at my house!:eek:
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There were two shadows moving 'gainst your bedroom light
You're dressed in black when I left you were dressed in white
Now that I think about it, Tom's home....I'm probably completely out of beer and the pool is full of naked people! Now I really need to go home!
And join in?
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Well..............of course!;)
Hehehe :D
7 minutes :(:(:(:(
Yep! Today has gone by rather quickly compared to yesterday!
Must be the attitude adjustment ...... helps all the way round!
Attitude adjustment is fun...especially when you force it on someone else ;)
You guys always seem to help me improve my attitude..........
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:D We try, we try.
And something to remember when times are hard at work (when they're hard at home that's okay ;)):
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Such beautiful artwork!!!!!!!!!! thanks, Parksie!
See you tomorrow.........sort of.
Sort of...yes :) Even though we both know what each other look like :eek:
That is a very strange and weird concept.Quote:
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Sort of...yes :) Even though we both know what each other look like :eek:
Naked people in pool, Tom out of beer. OMG, grabbing my speedos, a couple of cases of vb, and sprinting over...once l get the AAF to loan me a F111, and of course a pilot for it.:p