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Hehehe :D
Funny, I thought it was going to be,
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. Because they can!
SD
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
lol!
Phew, I must say I'm really lucky to survive sometimes.
Almost got run by a car when watching a woman bending down to pick something in the floor. :eek:
Hell Good Dreams! I've walked into a pay phone (one hangin' out the wall) watchin' a female bend down to pick something up as well, the pay phone knocked the wind outta me, cuz I fell down hard on my arse :D.
Women these days...no wonder why women live longer than men ;). (Real reason: Women can handle more pain than men)
Hmm, I bet they let things fall on purpose. :rolleyes: it's not the first time. Or do women have a problem about bending their knees? Bah, men would watch them either way.
Something is not right here..... it's veeeeery usual to see women driving a car while talking on the phone. Result: a minimum of two cars smashed. How can they survive that? And the discussion at home of who will pay the bill... (which everyone knows who gonna pay) :rolleyes:
Considering this, I cant see why men survive less. Fate? Either way there will be more women than men (or less men than women) which doesn't bother me at all! :D
Remember this Good Dreams (David?): Women are said to be better drivers, although, they are the ones that cause the accidents.
I must stop doing this, or being more careful. It was late, I was having the happiest day of my life in months, and when I'm happy and only say stupid things. What I've wrote is what happens in portugal. Violence at home is very common specially if the husband's favourite football team looses a match. So, never mind, wrong background.Quote:
it's veeeeery usual to see women driving a car while talking on the phone. Result: a minimum of two cars smashed. How can they survive that? And the discussion at home of who will pay the bill... (which everyone knows who gonna pay)
It is David. In americanese I would be David Abraham.
We should take a leaf out of Iran's book: All women should conceal themselves at all times (except in front of there husbands) so that men can walk the streets in safety.
I vaguley remember these ads being banned in Britain. Incredibly funny though...