Flip off a road raging female? I think not!

A man writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I
observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to
have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid
hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
enough that he hung his arm out his window
and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish
manner whenever a female does anything to me
in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work,
that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles
each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in,
that means I pass something like a new car
every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every
40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or
31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32
miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings
the number to something like 36,000 cars I
pass every day. Statistically, half of these
are driven by females, that's 18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their
love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered
suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5%
of all females carry weapons and this number is
increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past
at least one female that has a lousy love life,
thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide,
has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off?....... I think not.