*new* game for *Chris' Cool Clipso Clique*!!

Okay, here it is, the latest round in the endless joy that is Chris' Cool Clipso Clique.

But first, an update on the last game. For getting the highest score (246) at bowling, Jamagei is awared 3 points. Please step forward Jamagei and claim your prize.
Also on the podium, is SD. He get's 1 point for rescuing the last game from the depts of the second page. Congratulations both of you.

The name of this game is one-on-one basketball, click here to play!!

Scoring is as follows:

To gain membership: Score over 50 points (combined score + style)
For every 10 scored in the game, you receive 1 star

50 bonus points will go to the member who, at the end of the game, has the highest score

The race is on ppl!! Don't forget the screenshot ;)

**New League Tables**

Premier League
1) Myself (Unfunky Chicken)
2) Katie (Kinky Member)
3) Jamagei (Huge Member) 5 *
4) DennisWrenn (Bulging Member) 3 *
5) Behemoth (Swollen Member) 2*
6) SD (Festering Member) 2 *

1st Division
7) Skitchen8 2 *
8) Sastraxi 2 *
9) HarryW (Girl's Blouse) 1 *
10) Billfaceuk (Crazy Ska Dancer) 1 *
11) crispin 1 *
12) Star

2st Division
13) Parksie (Throbbing Member)
14) Kedaman
15) Simon (Twisted Trator Member - No longer MIA)
16) Crptcblade (DumbAss Member)
17) IanpBaker (I'll be sick as a dog in the morning)
18) PeterCr

3rd Division
19) Beacon
20) IUnknown

As the member who came up with the name of the club for you, chris...and since I can't participate in the games...I humbly request that the scores be reordered as seen below!

0) Katie (Kinky Member)
1) Myself (Unfunky Chicken)
2) Jamagei (Huge Member) 5 *
3) DennisWrenn (Bulging Member) 3 *
4) Behemoth (Swollen Member) 2*
5) SD (Festering Member) 2 *
6) Skitchen8 2 *
7) HarryW (Girl's Blouse) 1 *
8) Billfaceuk (Crazy Ska Dancer) 1 *
9) crispin 1 *
10) Star
11) Parksie (Throbbing Member)
12) Kedaman
13) Simon (Twisted Trator Member - Still MIA)
14) Beacon
15) Crptcblade (DumbAss Member)
16) IanpBaker (I'll be sick as a dog in the morning)
17) PeterCr
18) IUnknown


Thank you for your consideration!

You can't go first (or zero) as I am the almighty and all powerful one, hence I must be first. However, I am willing to give you the prestigous static ranking of No.2.

Hey everyone! Play the god damn game!! I didn't know B-ball was this unpopular!?!?

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Originally posted by chrisjk
You can't go first (or zero) as I am the almighty and all powerful one, hence I must be first. However, I am willing to give you the prestigous static ranking of No.2.

Hey everyone! Play the god damn game!! I didn't know B-ball was this unpopular!?!?

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Pssst! I can't play at work, but I'll give it a bash when I get home if I get time.

So can I have the static rank of 1 and a half......????

That'd put me ontop of Katie! Whhooo hooo

:)
:rolleyes:

SD

Nice one SD ;)

I'll think about your static 1.5. I mean if I do it for you (who can play the games), then everyone will want to be 1.1, 1.2, 1.3 etc.

If I do, then nobody else ask coz I ain't doing no more!!

And, if we don't get more member's submitting results fairly soon I'm going to have to come up with a new game!!!

Don't know why, but I can't download shockwave properly. :( And this is not micro$oft.
Every time I try to download, a msg box shows saying IE "IE has preformed an illegal operation, blah, blah,..." Wait a second.. this IS micro$oft.:rolleyes:

Why not a simple downloadable game? I can't even try at school, because some wise guy dropped coffee in the wrong place.

People don't like to have to download exe's and play them. They like to play directly on the net.

This one is a a Shockwave one though, not a Flash one. I'll try a more simple Flash one next time.

Feast your eyes on this!
116 - Sastraxi's in da houz ;)

Apperntly Shockwave is closed for maintenace :( and i was looking forward to this one. I like B-Ball

*steps forward to claim prize*

Firstly i would like to thank all my adoring fans... Thankyou, mwah mwah. Then i would like to think my mother *starts to weep* who helped me through my gay porn addiction. And my step-father who refused to let me loose on his computer and fueled by my desire to do the opposite of what he said I made a living of messing about with computers, cheers you old bastard.

Thankyou Thankyou all *steps down away from a sudden barrage of rotton eggs and vegetables*

And who is this myself character? never seen around doesn't seem to post anything, didn't even put up a high score and he gets top ranking. You got a secret 'friend' you are not telling us about Chris?

Didn't earn an extra star, but I'm so proud of myself :D:D:D

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Originally posted by denniswrenn
Didn't earn an extra star, but I'm so proud of myself :D:D:D

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We're all proud of you, Dennis!:)

In true competitive style, I have now organised members into divisions modelling that of the English (and probably many others) Football league.

There are currently 4 divisions (Premiser League, 1st/2nd/3rd Divisions). There are never more than 6 members in any division, which means if others move up, you could move down.

The aim of course is to try and stay with that mysetrious person who calls himself "Myself", and our Katie who has the honourary status of Static 2nd.

See first post for the lists of divisions. Also note new scoring system designed to separate members' stars more.

Have fun, and play the damn game!! Shockwave.com is back up and ready to accept your challenge :D

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The aim of course is to try and stay with that mysterious person who calls himself "Myself", and our Katie who has the honourary status of Static 2nd.

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I'm glad to see I'm in good company!


:p

Flattery gets you nowhere ;) You've already got Static 2nd, you can't have anything else!! Unless you were talking about Jamagei, Behemoth, Dennis and SD...

:D

5 stars to go please... is that how it works?

If so then does this mean I have 17 stars total? Help me out please:

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0017

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Whoops didnt upload picture

Hehehehehehe :D:D:D

Very naughty banners tehehehe

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Originally posted by Sastraxi
If so then does this mean I have 17 stars total? Help me out please:

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Only your highest score at the end of the game gets converted to points. You currently stand to gain 15 points for the score of 150. If nobody gets any higher (which I can't see happening!!) then you get a bonus 50. So at the moment you're looking at 65 stars.

65? huh? what am I missing? :confused:

Probably the new scoring system. Every 10 points in the game nets you 1 star. Sastraxi has scored 150 which = 15 points. Plus the bonus 50 he is likely to get because he has a massive score of 150.

Your 36 which you just posted will give you 3 stars provided you don't score better later on. If you do, you'll get more stars. I think next time the bonus will be lower, it was just an incentive to get the ball rolling.

So everybody, if you want 50 bonus stars, get cracking!!

Dennis posted a 69 up the thread a ways.....for some reason I remember that number!

good point. I'll have to repremant you dennis for posting a lower score after a higher one!!

Penalty: 5 stars, but as it's your first offense, commmunity service will be sufficient. You must help 4 old ladies across the road and weed 2 gardens :D

I wasn't posting the score....! look at the banner...... THE BANNER! I've gotten way higher than 36

As your appeal was convincing, I have decided to reduce your sentence. 2 old ladies and weed 1 garden. Remember, you still commited an offence ;)

But how?

I was just showing you the banner......

*Dennis continues whining*

okay, 1 old lady. That's my final offer :D

Ok... deal, I'll give you one old lady, and I get 5 nice young ones.... seems fair to me......

cheeky :D

:D

Hehe, 65 stars, aren't I special

;)

What's with those weird Postopia.com banners???

They are dead annoying, some kind of craze like NeoPets with a bit of anime slapped in, with annoying animations and bigheadedness to top it off.

5 MORE POSTS!!

:( Can't load Basketball game.

Works computer is locked down with NT (not that I'd run the risk of being caught playing it!!), and home computer comes up with invalid handle message. :(

SD

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
:( Can't load Basketball game.

Works computer is locked down with NT (not that I'd run the risk of being caught playing it!!), and home computer comes up with invalid handle message. :(

SD

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Same here :( there is a screen dump to prove it.

And does anyone else here think that 50 bonus points is quite excessive? mabye 15 - 20 but i think 50 is alot. But that is just my opinion.

sucks for you, I can handle my object just fine.... :p

:(

Not fair. I'm bottom of the league and I haven't been able to get any of the games to load since I tried the first time!!!!!

Is there any other way of getting points?

(like maybe a brown-envelope stuffed with cash???? ;))

IUnknown

where's bowling?

The b-ball game is the same as the bowling game, shockwave :(.

Jamagei: 50 is excessive, but it's only that high this once to promote interest. Subsequent times it will be 20 or so. I did say that a few posts up, but you are right ;)

Okay, i'll find some more flash games instead of shockwave ones as they seem to work better for everyone.

This game will stay open until I find a new game, so keep playing!! (if you can)


:)