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"No Ugly Chicks", going by the head on the driver, l don't think he would have much say in the matter.
"No Fat Chicks", yeap the suspension in this blokes 78 Datsun wouldn't have taken his weight and even a thin chicks.
"Sorry is a Five Letter Word Howard", couldn't agree more.
Honk if you like peace and quiet!
my favourite must be the one everyones seen:
I bikie whereing a jacket with "If you can read this the ***** has fallen off!"
Or
NRNR guess what that stands for!
I think People who drive too slowly ought to have
"... and tomorrow's lesson is third gear."
On the bumper of a volvo I saw...
"if you can read this someones nicked my caravan!"
I always liked "nuke gay baby whales for Christ."
I thought it did a pretty good job of insulting most groups of people.
SD
Similar theme, when people write in the dirt on the backs of vans I saw this corker:
I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this van!
G;)
I once saw
which i thought was quite good.Quote:
DO NOT CLEAN.
Dirt Attraction Test #131
And same theme as Geoff's
Quote:
If you think this car is dirty, then you should have sex with the driver
LMAO
I'll have to remember those ones :)
G
On a white van: Don't judge me by the colour of my van
"Mean People Suck"
"Hang Up and DRIVE"
"My other car is a Peice of Sh*T also!"
there was a License PLate in NY that had to be revoked after six months...when someone finally figured out what it said
3M TA3
Who can figure it out....(took me FOREVER!!)
Geoff, NY requires plates on the front bumper, too? This works much better on the front bumper. Wouldn't be quite as much fun in NC.Quote:
Originally posted by geoff_xrx
3M TA3
Cunning :)
Hehehe I like that one ;)
You got it Cyber...
the front bumber is required...thats what makes that plate sooo fun!
it should have been
TIH5 TA3
:D
- 3M TA3
- TIH5 TA3
i don't get it, please help, i need a hint or something.
I sent ShIzO a pm.
kewl,
i got it, somehow i missed that part about the rear view mirror...
thx THuG,
"Don't Follow Me! I'm Lost Too!"
"Jesus Was my co-pilot... But we Crashed into the side of a mountain and I had to eat him"
"Horn is Broken...Watch for Finger" :D
"Cats...The OTHER white meat"
"Honk if anything falls off"
"My Son had Sex with your Honor Student"
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Originally posted by SurfDemon
I always liked "nuke gay baby whales for Christ."
I thought it did a pretty good job of insulting most groups of people.
SD
.............................lol.................................
Is available at
www.surfdemonpantywaistshandydrinker.com for a small fee.:rolleyes:
I always liked "My son sells drugs to your honor student."
Okay, in related humor, some ads someone mailed me. They were photo copies, but the file is 60K too big to be posted here, so...
Quote:
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. this is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
Quote:
USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only. Ph. 1-888-
Quote:
- If you're chased by a dog when walking, joggin, or bicycling, stop, turn toward the dog, point, and firmly say "No!" or "Go home!" Repeat as needed. "This is effective even for dogs that do not speak English."