It's a close call, both make me want to slit my wrists and laugh at the same time :)
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It's a close call, both make me want to slit my wrists and laugh at the same time :)
How could I possibly choose between two such geniuses!? I love them both even if they do make me groan most of the time!
and your complaining? ;). I almost wrote that myself and then thought I would be leaving myself wide open :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I love them both even if they do make me groan most of the time!
Does the loser get Pun-ished?
SD
There May be trouble ahead ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Does the loser get Pun-ished?
SD
Oh yeah? something you're not telling us?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I love them both and they do make me groan most of the time!
I had voted for Gaffer but in light of this new evidence can i please change my vote...?Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Does the loser get Pun-ished?
SD
I love both their puns equally........and yes, they make me groan..........and I volunteer to Pun-ish the winner....and the loser!:p
Oh you are wicked :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
I love both their puns equally........and yes, they make me groan..........and I volunteer to Pun-ish the winner....and the loser!:p
Thank you!;)
Sheisse!! Alles zeit, es ist der Deutsche. "Der Deutsche habe keine deiser und keine deiser UND KEINE DEISER. Aber, wir habe Shadenfreude....
Nah nah nah
Another example of the Germans taking over the polls....
Well if Bush can steal the vote, so can I!!!
Perhaps Pun Poll Pushes Potentially Public People, Potty?
Probably, Poll Perfomers Push Past Post...
... Sorry I've just gone mad. That last sentance doesn't make any sense whatsover. I think I've had a brain blow-out.
SD
:p Good one!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Another example of the Germans taking over the polls....
SD
That might be hard for you to swallow:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I love both their puns equally........and yes, they make me groan..........and I volunteer to Pun-ish the winner....and the loser!:p
SD
I don't look upon that as punishment, SD....do you?
Oh, it would be my favourite part;)
SD
*whisper*Me too! *whisper*
And that's just the way you like it Ian, have heard about blokes like you:( Damn this isn't going anywhere. OK sit back and engage brains.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
and your complaining? ;). I almost wrote that myself and then thought I would be leaving myself wide open :)
Sorry Ian that was going to be a bit pun-itive. I deserve to be pun-ished for being such a pun-k.
Shoot me, Shoot me now.
Your day will come, young Jedi....Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
:p Good one!
SD
looks like yor winning at the moment m8, but anyhting can happen and usually does :)
<Gaffer sweats like a little piggy oscar candidate>
Q. What do Transvestites do on a Friday night?
A. Usually they eat, drink and be Mary.
:D
SD
carry on with posts like that , and I'm going to close this thread ;)
Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
There can be only one...
Okay, a countryside one for you....
Q. Whats the difference between a weasel and a stote (spelling?)?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stote is stotely different.
SD
To all the Christians out there, this is just a joke, no offence is intended:)
Q. Why did Jesus want to skip the country?
A. Because he reckoned he would get hammered with Tax.
Is that a bad enough pun yet?
SD
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the
other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Use the force, SD....
Two prostitutes standing on a street corner.
One says to the other, "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The other replies, "No, but I've been swung around by the t*ts!"
KEBLAMMMMMM....
Whats the difference between a cockeral and a lawyer.
Well, a cockeral clucks defience, were as a lawyer...
SD
*Click *Click *Shake *Click
DAMN, my gag-gun has run out of gags.
I was rifleing them off as well...
Stoat SD :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Okay, a countryside one for you....
Q. Whats the difference between a weasel and a stote (spelling?)?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stote is stotely different.
SD
You got my vote SD!
http://www.vbforums.com/Quote:
Two nuns in a bath:
"Where's the soap."
"Yes it does doesn't it..."
Q. What do you call a Serbian Prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyabitch
SD
What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Dirtyballs
That'll be a hard one to lick.;)Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Dirtyballs
SD
You'd be barking mad not to vote for me now...
<Gaffer gets his coat>
Unless you were feeling a little wruff:)
Q. Why shouldn't dyslexic's be allowed to vote?
A. Because they believe in the right to arm bears.:)
SD