I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay? :rolleyes:
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I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay? :rolleyes:
How many times must I tell you people??? No need to use the bathroom, just put some plastic GLAD bags down on any floor, and go where you may! I personally haven't seen a toilet in over 12 years! I have dreams of a futuristic toilet that wipes your ass for you and everything. Has that revolution come about yet? :D:p:D
Yep, they're called slaves! "Oi, *****, my arse needs wiping!!!"Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Has that revolution come about yet? :D:p:D
All major celebrities have one:D I think they are called PA's in the business;)
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Hey speaking of toilets, here's a bit of trivia...How did toilets get the nickname "crapper"?
They were invented by a bloke called Thomas Crapper, that's how.
Ding-ding-ding!! So, I see you took a swim in the pool of useless knowledge as well. :D
Not quite (the ocean of useless knowledge!!), my dad told me when I was like 7 and I went and amazed all my friends by telling them that. Of course they didn't believe me because crap is a naughty word :D
Here's another useless tidbit for you :)
Thomas Crapper didn't actually invent the toilet, some other guy did(don't know his name off hand), Crapper just bought the patent off that guy.
I didn't know that - interesting!! I bet the other guy was pissed after he saw what a good thing it was.
Yeah, anybody who tells you that the other guy's name was "****ter" isn't telling the truth :D
Now that would be good :D
Why do they call toilets "The John"? :confused:
They're named after me. *points to sig* :)
What'd you do to deserve that? :rolleyes:
Well, it all goes back to a little kid who loved the taste of dirty diapers...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Matthew Gates
What'd you do to deserve that? :rolleyes:
I don't think you should tell us the rest of the story! :D
:D Damn! No one ever lets me tell the whole story... :D
:D
Time for bed. cyas!!
;) Later, man !
Didn't Crapper invent the first flushing toilet?
Well, then my location should be "My Room". The bathroom and the place where we store the candies and drinks is right in front of my door :D
It's f*king hot outside, that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).Quote:
Originally posted by Matthew Gates
I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay? :rolleyes:
It's also a silent and peaceful place. :)
Too bad I don't fit in the fridge...
:eek: :eek: :eek: that's a bit graphic isn't it?!?!Quote:
Originally posted by Good Dreams
I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what (don't you?).
graphic? :confused:
you mean the you know what part?
I mean the pissing and the you know what bit
Matthew was the one who brought the topic, not me.
I'm just answering :D
It's better than denying it ;)
Hey Dave! You finally learned those rude English words you've been dying to find out;):D:pQuote:
Originally posted by Good Dreams
It's f*king hot outside, that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).
It's also a silent and peaceful place. :)
Too bad I don't fit in the fridge...
My location is the best though
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Dave, am worried about you dude, does this mean you are dragging yourself away from the couple upstairs. Or do you take your chair and glass into the bathroom with you.Quote:
Originally posted by Good Dreams
It's f*king hot outside,Our boy is taking his first few steps that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).
It's also a silent and peaceful place. :) Clearly you don't drink enough beer, and follow it up with a good curry. Do that for a few nights in a row and we are not talking a silent place
Too bad I don't fit in the fridge... Can only hope this is due to the amount of alcohol crammed in there
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?
I'm saying nothing...Quote:
Originally posted by Good Dreams
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?
:rolleyes:
Yeah, here in Coimbra it was nearly 37.5ºC today :)
Yes, I know you live in Portugal, why? :p
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(Sorry if you didn't want people to know that)
That's it Buddy, we are moving you to Oz. Clearly this Euro fixation is getting out of control:rolleyes: Er, could we move the people up stairs as well...thinking glass ceilings:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Good Dreams
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?
:DHehe:D
hehehe:D:D
BTW, it was 41ºC here
Yeah - they said it would be 35ºC and when I checked it was 37.5ºC... and I could swear it was hotter in the morning :D