Lard

:eek: I can sense Lard!

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That's quite a talent....what do you plan to do with it??

I shall use my powers to become a Giant Bun :cool:

Cool............and who gets to eat you?

Jennifer Lopez is going to consume me on Monday, I can't wait!

I'm very happy for you!:D

She's getting on a bit - for my taste anyway

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Originally posted by chrisjk
She's getting on a bit - for my taste anyway

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Funny, 'cause she speaks very highly of you :D

SD

Obviously if she actually knew me then I'd be in like a shot ;)

I don't have a big ego. I'm way too cool for that.:p

My ego may not be very big, but you should see the size of my *ahem*...



Now that's a slogan I can live with :D

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Originally posted by barrk
I don't have a big ego. I'm way too cool for that.:p

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Yeah but you do have big............................<insert suitable comments in here>......................happy smiles.:)

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Originally posted by Jethro
Yeah but you do have big............................<insert suitable comments in here>......................

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bottle of Pepsi.

The original Lard thread is back :D

This is Lard war!

Lordy, Lordy, whatever shall we do :eek: ......or is it Lardy, Lardy!

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Jennifer Lopez is going to consume me on Monday, I can't wait!

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Can I try some?

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Originally posted by barrk
Lordy, Lordy, whatever shall we do :eek: ......or is it Lardy, Lardy!

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depends on your accent ;)

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:( ick! http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/puke/barf.gif

Once had a flatmate who annouced to the gathered masses that she was pissed off cause se had spent all day searching for a dripping tray, (way worst than lard), and couldn't find one.

Strange to tell everyone moved out shortly after......