I usually suck at puns... but these lizard puns are really working for me.
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I usually suck at puns... but these lizard puns are really working for me.
Please try to SCALE it back a bit. I will be MONITORing your progress.
I have confidence that I will be able to slither right past your monitoring eyes.
What a cold-blooded attitude.
Do not be snippy with me. Please show me some courtesy before I croak or Kermit suicide...
Kermit is not a reptile. Are you becoming frogetful?
What the? Ok next time you talk US stuff and none of the other continents have a clue on what you are talking about i will be starting with Greek expressions. (It happened, we talk, Do you have time and other stuff).
Arrrarrrrrrrrararaarrrrrr! Angry Tabasco roar!
I happen to be best friends with Manavo who is Greek (I think). He will translate everything you say.
PatridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by sapator
Yay! I brought manavo back from the dead!
It was only what I call a nap. Other people might call it hibernation though.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
Now if I could only bring back Mendhak and visualAd
VisualAd was around relatively recently. The frog puns may awaken the three-eyed one...but probably not. Perhaps they are not pithy enough, or perhaps he has been pithed, himself.
Manavo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Tin trela mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Fige kale apo Ellada, fige fige einai treloi edooooo!!!!!
Kala mi mou peis pos girises tha foreso petougies!!
English:
I have to wake up in 5 hours so i will continue the screams tomorrow!
So as a token of appreciation for Manavo i will now perform a sort Homerus act of the ancient water sprinkler!!
Andra mi enepe mousaaa. Psssssssss tatatatatataaaa , Psssssss tatatatata!
Manavo will probably go back to hiding in the forest
Medhak's back!!!
OK, that's not true. Amphibian.
I seriously jumped for joy... well I jumped forward then started to scroll up thinking I missed his post. Then I continued reading...
I am sad.
I probably could have come up with a better pun but I didn't really kermit to it.
You are reusing words that have already been used in puns you little snake!
Damn, lost your previous pun somewhere in the noise. OK, you win at punning.
I took a leap to the top on puns this week. Although I really didn't want to hop on the pun band wagon.
I am heterosexual but i prefer ASP.NET MVC than having sex!!!!I mean i hope whoever on MS came up with the idea of MVC should better be a girl so i don't get homo when i track the human subject down.
MVC batsakia.
Poll to resurrect ASP.NET MVC after i burn the MVC metropolis building down.
Roll? As in bun? As in weenie on a bun?
Like a chicken on an egg, and hoping he can hatch it into the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
During halftime of an embarrasing game, Bill Parcels entered the locker room carrying a live alligator. Glaring at the players, he dropped his pants and the reptile clamped its jaws around his organ. After several minutes of this, Parcels poked the reptile in the eye and it released his ***** and scuttled away.
"Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" He bellowed
After a moment, the new place kicker raised his hand, "I am coach, but please, don't poke me in the eye."
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Reptile#ixzz35bMrIuUG
Cruelty to animals is no laughing matter. For shame.
Try a knob joke instead.
Bill Parcels was bitten on the knob. Is that a joke?
Rex Ryan would have been funnier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker