The Last Thing you would ever hear a women say.....
1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
5. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
6. This diamond is way too big.
7. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
8. Does this make my butt look too small?
9. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
10. I think belching is really sexy.
11. Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?
12. I could never be with any other man, but I don't mind at all if you see other women.
13. I insist that you always put your mother before me.
14. I love a good cigar after sex.
15. I think we should spend our life savings and buy a big, old bass boat.
16. Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.
17. That porn star Dixie Dynamite sounds like one heads-up chick. I wish I could meet her one day.
18. Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.
19. Hey, we didn't have sex last night!
20. That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing. Wear it again today.
21. Your buddies tell the best stories. I could listen to them all day.
22. I understand.
23. You don't swear enough.
24. Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway. It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.
25. Sure, you can wear your old cowboy boots at our wedding. They go with anything.
26. I think I'll call him up and ask him out.
27. Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team doesn't make that girl a slut! She's just really friendly.
28. Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.
