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What's your favorite, here's mine...
Man: "Alice, Your Dog Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive."
Woman: "Well, what's wrong with the dog?"
Man: "Simple. He has been licking his a$shole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hours attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?"
:D
This is a quote from the movie "Chasing amy"
After holden comes back from his date with a lesbian..his friend blakey asks "So how was your pseudo-date?"
i thought it was funny :)
i recommend these funny movie lines..
get on napster and search for "Jay and silent bob"
and look for "Gentrification" or "Lesbian quiz"
"my love for you is like a truck-
BERZERKER!
would you like some making *****
BERZERKER!"
or something like that
its in "Clerks" anyway...
Clerks was a cool movie :)