I just became an ordained minister online. Please refer to me as Reverend Dclamp from now on.
Gesundheit,
Reverend Dclamp
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I just became an ordained minister online. Please refer to me as Reverend Dclamp from now on.
Gesundheit,
Reverend Dclamp
Which church are you with?
Bless me!
Bless me!
Bless me!
Bless me!
Bless me!
Bless me!
Bless me!
BLESS ME!!!!
Pfff....moderators.
May the holy God in heaven bless you my child.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
That will be $20 please.
Why certainly. My credit card number is 5436 96... wait... you almost had me there:mad:
I believe you should become an ordained minster as well. You can be Reverend Funk.
Now that's an idea I can get behind:D
Do it for free online! I dare you! Double dog dare you (Now you have to do it).
http://www.themonastery.org/
I have a colleague who got ordained so that he could preside over the wedding of some of his friends. It's a worthy cause, I'm sure.
I got ordained because it was free. Now I am a Minister.
The Official VBF Reverend.
Pfft. Amateurs. At least have a sense of humor about it. I've been an ordained minister of the Church of the Subgenius since 1986.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
False slack is worse than no slack.
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Oh a fellow brother in the lord. May the Spaghetti Monster bless you.
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Hahahaha! I love those homer! Those are great!
-tg
Makes me think of this guy:
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What are the official robes for the role?
That's an awesome picture.
It was Michelobangelo's most famous work... painted during his Busch Period...
-tg