Ok the truth about Matthews undie draw

This is a delicate and sticky subject.

After reviewing the votes it is clear the majority of site members are sick enough to want to venture into the strange world of Matthew's undie draw. (Ok the majority didn't want to even touch the draw or Matthews undies. But we are talking the majority of discerning members, the rest of you and can go and visit the Barbie home page were you belong).

So...this is horrible but must come out



Matthew keeps....................*gasp*................pictures of naked weiner dogs in his undie draw:eek:

Jethro!! How many times have I told you? Stay out of my underwear draw! I've got...important stuff in there :D.

Hey is it my fault your mom puts a web cam in there:rolleyes: and she knows about the Playboys under your mattress by the way. Hey, didn't know you were a subscriber.

And while on the subject.............

What the hell is the Jersey Devil?????

LET'S GO PENGUINS!!!
Just kidding, im a blues fan. c ya in the finals!

Yes lets go Penguins!

I you on the same drugs the Ralph magazine crew are. They're obsessed with Penguins as well!!

naked dogs my god! :eek: :eek:

No, u dont understand. im talkin bout the hockey team. They are playing vs the NJ Devils in the playoffs. thats y Matthew hates em.

ohhh Hockey is that a sport over your way?

Apparently Australia is meant to be excellent at this so called "sport".

Penguins are gonna lose Pengiuns v Devils = Penguins are small little fish eating creatures!
Devils are big motherhumpers who would demolish a penguin!

Hey Matthew! If dogs were female humans, we could have identical undie draws.:D

I don't have any drawers at the moment...it broke when I walked into it :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by parksie
it broke when I walked into it :rolleyes:

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Sounds like an MFI job to me parksie:D

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Originally posted by parksie
I don't have any drawers at the moment...it broke when I walked into it :rolleyes:

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Oww...is the drawer okay? Well, it broke...but is it goin' to be okay? :rolleyes:

It should be okay.

Sorry, have to ask, how did you manage to walk into your drawers?

Because I was pissed after a new year's party :D

Nice one ;)

:D My parents were out and both me and my sister had separate sets of friends round...lots of people...very pissed...playing very loud music and prank-calling people :)

Sounds like you had fun. I can't remember what happend on New Years so I must have had a good time :)

Ah, prank calls. The funniest thing when your pissed.

"Hello, is Mr Bell there?"
"No sorry, he's not in"
"Oh, well it's Chris from the Inland Revenue. We have been making random checks on all UK taxpayers, and unfortunately for 30 years your husband has been paying less tax than required"
"Really??? oh dear"
"Yes" *smirk* *smirk* "I'm afraid he owes us £124,000"
"WHAT??!!"
"yes, and if he doesn't pay in 2 weeks he will be summond to court and your house is likely to be repossed, so if you can I urge you to pay now. Also, there is a fine of £5,000 for late payment."
"o...k i'...ll...get...him...to...con..tact....you...when jhe gets in..." *cry*
"Yes please Mrs Bell. After all, we don't want him going to jail and we do try to help where we can."

Hee hee hee :D

Yeah they are funny...except when BTCellnet threatens to cut your phone off the next day cos someone can't take a joke

One of my old aquaintances now has a criminal record because he made prank calls to a old biddy loads of times. What a dick!! once for a joke, but not repeatedly.

We did it from a payphone :)

No I wouldn't call up the elderly, that's a bit low. Won't be phoning "easily offended friend" again

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Originally posted by parksie
We did it from a payphone :)

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Better than the back seat of a Mini I guess :D

Would use payphone but some moron keeps smashing it

Hehe ;)

I barely fit into a Mini on my own! :D

I think minis look a bit trashy on you :p

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Originally posted by Pix
No I wouldn't call up the elderly, that's a bit low. Won't be phoning "easily offended friend" again

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Trouble is you don't know they're an old geezer until you phone them the first time. But he kept doing it, like a true knob.

Daft git

Definitely :)

My tip:
141If you're in the UK...

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Originally posted by Pix
Sounds like you had fun. I can't remember what happend on New Years so I must have had a good time :)

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You did, we have photos of the whole sordid affair. They should be online www.pixbuttnaked.com
at any moment.