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This guy walks into a pub,goes up to the bar and orders a beer, he then notices a large dog lying under the pool table licking its testicles, he turns to the barman and says, gees I wish I could do that and the barman replies, you better pat him first to see if he bites.
I guess I'll be the one to start this....
*Parksie walks into a bar*
*and falls on Steve; Dennis takes all their drinks*
*Steve gets up, and orders another drink with parksies credit card*
Steve befriends the dog. :D
*Steve smashes beer bottle and points it at Andy...but luckily Einstein walks in and punches Andy*
Arbiter strolls in, asks for a cool pint of Guinness and sits at the end of the bar to watch the fun.
Ian walks in and the barman informs him that "there's no sherry in his pub, only proper beer". Ian is gutted.
td.
Arbiter takes a small bottle of sherry from inside his jacket pocket and places it in the middle of the floor as bait.
Let's see how long it takes Ian to smell it.....
*sigh* here we go again, obiously you are both so un-funny that you have to use a year old joke. oh well, if you can't think of anything new.*sigh*
Ian walks in and the barman informs him that "there's no drambuie in his pub, only proper beer". Ian is gutted.
:D
Ooooohhhh.......
Who's stolen Ian's teddy bear this morning?
Arbiter presents Ian with a nice new cuddy teddy bear from his jacket.
well if you want to post that i'm a fancy licker, then that's up to you mate :p
Arbiter pokes Ian with a pointed stick (also from his Jacket) trying to provoke some kind of response from him.
He also sups his Guinness.
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*sigh* here we go again, why do you guys always put me have a go at me for drinking sherry? It's a nice civilised drink, all the old people drink it, and besides which it tastes great. I know i'm not a real drinker like you guys, but at least i'm trying. Obviously you are both so un-funny that you have to use a year old joke. oh well, if you can't think of anything new.*sigh*
You're right mate, we really shouldn't take the p*ss ;-)
td.
Ian, I'm sure Arbiter and td are sherry sorry...
come on, you should know by now, that it doesn't bother me :)Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Ooooohhhh.......
Who's stolen Ian's teddy bear this morning?
Arbiter presents Ian with a nice new cuddy teddy bear from his jacket.
very busy at work, no time to playQuote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Arbiter pokes Ian with a pointed stick (also from his Jacket) trying to provoke some kind of response from him.
no more ribs left to brake after that commentQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Ian, I'm sure Arbiter and td are sherry sorry...
*Gaffer strokes Ians head gently
Awww, mate. Is it due to the Gooner performance on saturday?
how have west ham done this season ? as I only ever look at the top half of the table and also check european results :p
Mmm, hairy muff. You win.
I promise never to connect your name with Sherry any more.
;)
Ian,
i sherry promise never to connect sherry sherry sherry also.
td.