Ducks in Heaven

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...
don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter
chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another
extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first guy.

The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where
he steps.

He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one
day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he
has ever laid eyes on... a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St.
Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?"

She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

Hehehe :)