Napster is very dangerous! Must Read!

i had to share this with you guys....

http://www.theonion.com/onion3618/kid_rock_starves.html

Ehehehehehehehe :D

:D Funny, funny stuff! :D

:D

I hope I haven't downloaded too many Chemical Brothers and Crystal Method MP3s.... uh oh.

cool....I think I will start downloading a few other albums too :D

I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants.

Everybody download boy band songs.

You must have awfully hot pants Harry because that is one hell of a plan!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you know I don't like to brag.




*Cough*

I'll go for that. Who do we start with?

KILL!!!
spiff club 7!!!
a1!!!!
westlife!!!!
destinys child!!!!!!
atomic kitten!!!!
....!!!!

and BTW, I ONLY know these coz i went thru me sisters cd's :D honest :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by HarryW
I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants.

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I have told you before, stoip putting them in the microwave Harry. The chicks aren't impressed by some bearded programmer with the ass burnt out of his jeans.:rolleyes:

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Everybody download boy band songs.

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And that horrid Celine Dion person who the Canadians are yet to apologise for.

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The chicks aren't impressed by some bearded programmer with the ass burnt out of his jeans

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Is this the voice of experience?

Hey, we Canadians have blocked her.
As we did with Jim Carrey.
They now believe that they are Americans.

We have their guts.

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Originally posted by Jethro

And that horrid Celine Dion person who the Canadians are yet to apologise for.

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Yeah, we were kinda hoping that the rest of the world hadn't noticed that she was a canuck.

Sorry world. Actually we're doubly sorry as it appears she started breeding (like a horrible talent sucking virus...:( ).

SD

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Originally posted by Jethro
The chicks aren't impressed by some bearded programmer with the ass burnt out of his jeans.:rolleyes:

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Nicely put . . .

;)
. . . that's exactly the point my sig file makes . .
:D

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I have told you before, stoip putting them in the microwave Harry. The chicks aren't impressed by some bearded programmer with the ass burnt out of his jeans. :rolleyes:

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But he has to keep putting them in the mircowave or else he won't get good ideas!

Did anyone see that old comedy (The Goodies) when Rolf Harris started breeding and there were thousands of Rolf Harris's? It was pretty well done!

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Not that I like Rolf Harris, that show was mocking the sh*t out of him.

On that episode they managed to trap Rolf Harris in a box.
Goody : "Open the box, just to take one little peek..."
Rolf : "Two little boys oh, two litt"
Goodies: "CLOSE THE BOX!!!"

I wish I taped these episodes. Kitten Kong was the other funny one where a giant kitten was roaming the city.

.....especially the episode about the Northerns and the martial art of black puddings.

Who is worse than Rolf Harris?

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Originally posted by Dreamlax
Who is worse than Rolf Harris?

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Hmmmm........................

Celine Dion

Hard to say really. It wouldn't make much difference downloading Celine Dion and Rolf Harris MP3s because nobody buys Celine Dion's albums anyway and Rolf Harris is, well, almost dead.

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Errrm, fogot what I was going to say. Whoops.

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Originally posted by Jethro
.....especially the episode about the Northerns and the martial art of black puddings.

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Ecky-thump?

I never saw it :(

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Originally posted by parksie
I never saw it :(

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Involved hitting people with black puddings . . .;)