I treyd to start my car but I gots errors... can someone help me? What am I doing wrong? It's urgent, I'm due at werk in like 5 minutes and can't figure this out!!!!!!!!!!
-tg
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I treyd to start my car but I gots errors... can someone help me? What am I doing wrong? It's urgent, I'm due at werk in like 5 minutes and can't figure this out!!!!!!!!!!
-tg
This might belong in the "rant" thread :bigyello:
What error message did you get? Did you try ctrl alt delete?
Take two sledge hammer strikes to the engine and call me in the morning :bigyello:
there is no ctrl alt delete... I did tryed bannana but it still not turn over.
I also tryed sledgehammer but it caused air bag to deploy.
-tg
your car maybe hacked
You probably need to install a new driver.
Where did you insert the banana??Quote:
Originally Posted by techgnome
Just press any key...
Try updating the engine to a higher version. While you're at it, try installing some service packs.
Stick the banana in the tailpipe and try again. Let us know what happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by techgnome
Also, make sure you've got enough sugar in the fuel tank.
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
Did you try reading the relevant page of the manual? Your car doesn't have a Help menu for decoration you know!
Are you sure it's plugged in?
Awesome answer!!:lol::lol::thumb::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I've got to admit, I was quite proud of that one. :DQuote:
Awesome answer
"Ignition interlock devices are installed in motor vehicles to prevent them from being started if alcohol is detected on the driver’s breath. Most devices require periodic retesting while the car is running to ensure that the driver is not drinking once the car is started."Quote:
Originally Posted by techgnome
I think we have found the answer lol[/color]Quote:
Originally Posted by dbasnett
I don't think that applies to TG. I seem to remember him saying that he was one of those non-drinking types.
Was that supposed to be an "off color" joke? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
jmc - duhhh.... no... of course not.... I can't even get it started, so how could I turn it off to turn it back on?
FD - touche! And done... read next...
"Ignition interlock devices are installed in motor vehicles to prevent them from being started if alcohol is detected on the driver’s breath. Most devices require periodic retesting while the car is running to ensure that the driver is not drinking once the car is started." --- Can't be the issue... my dog hasn't had any alci ... aloca... alcohol in years... he's soberer than I am. Steel not working...
sory for my bad automotive... it's not my first language
-tg
Start with the basics.
Does the dash light/gauges come on when you turn the key?
Does it turn over at all?
key? Oh! the Banana? No, that didn't work.
If I push hard enough I can get one side up, but no, it doesn't turn over.
-tg
yaw .. lick wit one dat con spelQuote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Do you have a dead battery?
Do you have a dead relative? They are useful for carpool lanes.
You mean like Bernie (in the red car)???!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCTgcZ6ImsQ
Heh. Reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Dr. Nick was responding to accusations by the Malpractice Board of "Misuse of Cadavers"Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
"But I get here earlier if I use the carpool lane."