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i don't know whether or not this has been done before but here goes anyway, what we all do is add another line to this sentance to create a story, this could either go well or really pear shapped,
BTW there are now limits in what we can include in the story :)
Ok here is the first line:
"Once upon a time......"
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. Suddenly, the monkey spilt beer all over Jeremy.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey!:rolleyes:
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet.
{We had to turn it dirty didnt we? :p}
fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. It turns out he was a WWII veteran. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy
{just for you chris}
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie
Thanks, however I misplet "spilling"Quote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
{just for you chris}
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say...
ah well it adds an interesting twistQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Thanks, however I misplet "spilling"
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until .....
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..."
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****".
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction:eek: Oh la la...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and..."
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for ....
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for ....Inflatable Ingrid...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them...
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site.
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.
Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like.....