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I know this is asked all the time but it never gets a serious answer.

I am fairly new to the game they call 'VB' and I am bored (actually in between projects that bore me) anywho, I wanted some ideas for a new project that will challenge me but are fairly possible with my minimal skills.

BTW No stoopid answers or I will have to unleash the power of my bamboo stick of destiny

Here's some suggestions:

1. A prog to calculate the length of material you need to make your own curtains in any given sized house/caravan.

2. A web browser that will rival IE and Netscape.

3. An IRC program that will bring up message boxes at random intervals insulting the user.

;)

I like the last idea!

zMerlinz came up with one like that a while ago; when the user presses the ALT GR key (which apparently does nothing useful in Windows), have an app open MsgBoxes insulting the user.

Ok i need some help pl;ease list below your best insults

Please do not aim them at me, i am but a weak little boy who sells cabbages to live

hahaah, I like it chris! :)

hmmm... how about:

your cabbages taste like your mother's earlobes

anthrat agoup

"your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberris and i fart in your general direction...

What are you going to do for a Head when the Whale wants it's Testicle back?

AutoInsult is worth looking at!

http://www.jumpingarmadillo.co.uk/Au...t/download.htm

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Originally posted by billfaceuk
I will have to unleash the power of my bamboo stick of destiny [/B]

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Never heard it called that before!;)

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Originally posted by barrk


Never heard it called that before!;)

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of course you wouldnt, its one of our secret phrases, OPPPPS! :rolleyes:

If I shaved your arse I wouldn't know whether you were standing on your hands or not...:D

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Originally posted by Behemoth
If I shaved your arse I wouldn't know whether you were standing on your hands or not...:D

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:confused:

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Originally posted by Behemoth
If I shaved your arse I wouldn't know whether you were standing on your hands or not...:D

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:p