A favourite (© Arbiter) of mine
Whats the difference between a fish and a goat?
Well one mucks around in fountains...
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A favourite (© Arbiter) of mine
Whats the difference between a fish and a goat?
Well one mucks around in fountains...
No we can't....I've heard this is extremely contagious....:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
WE can have such things as Wennis Drenn
you can if you use protection ;)
Is there an effective protection against Wennis Drenn?
a steel helmet ;) a pick axe ??:confused:
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
The pickpocket snatches your watch...
:p
Both sound rather painful......maybe we should try abstinence.......JUST SAY NO TO WENNIS DRENN!!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
a steel helmet ;) a pick axe ??:confused:
Oh come on.... that's just mean.... it's not like.. anybody actually said yes to start with... :( :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Both sound rather painful......maybe we should try abstinence.......JUST SAY NO TO WENNIS DRENN!!:rolleyes:
Hehehe :D
Poor Dennis :(Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
Oh come on.... that's just mean.... it's not like.. anybody actually said yes to start with... :( :rolleyes:
OK....I'll give you a break
JUST SAY YES TO DENNIS.........:rolleyes:
should I specify a sexual orientation here???
Females only need apply:p
OK....I'll give you a break
JUST SAY YES TO DENNIS.........:rolleyes:
should I specify a sexual orientation here???
Females only need reply:p
yay!!! :D:D:D:D:D
Twice as well! Lucky Dennis! ;)
Not yet........but we hope he gets lucky!!!!!
OMG what am I saying......he's far too young........can I change my stance or is it too late???
Damn... Was afraid somebody was going to remember my age ;)
Just say yes to smooching and holding hands with Dennis
(You are only allowed to smooch and hold hands at your age....just nice little smooches too!!)
Katie you didn't specify where the smooches could be though ;)
Little smoochies, that's it? Well, that's not fair... unless you don't make up any rules about where the smoochie can be... :rolleyes:
The smooches must be somewhere that you would not be arrested for showing in public.....:p
Oh... You've taken almost all the fun out of smooching :( :p
spoonerism (SPOON-uhr-iz'm), noun:
something that Ian Buggers up.
For a very long time one of my nicknames has been spooner ( about 5 years now). So a spoonerism could be classed as something I do :)
Ian
so you're a spoon Ian, what type ?? and do you find it a fulfilling job ??
Obviously he's a silver spoon since he's in the clan of the Silver Service!!!!!!!
Dennis.....don't be in such a hurry.....there's plenty of time for you to become as corrupt as the rest of us!;)
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
spoonerism (SPOON-uhr-iz'm), noun:
something that Ian Buggers up.
one of my nicknames has been spooner
Huh? I clearly heard '******'.... Maybe you need to get your ears checked :p
K&D this is getting disgusting and I won't stand for it :rolleyes:
I usually sit when I use the computer :) Carry on! :D
My mate calls himself Spoonboy. He reckons he got it from the Matrix (that kid who bent the spoons - it says "Spoon boy" in the credits). He now goes by the name Spoontang, but has been Spooner in the past.
Don't you mean physically corrupt? I'm already as mentally corrupt as I'll ever be :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Dennis.....don't be in such a hurry.....there's plenty of time for you to become as corrupt as the rest of us!;)
Don't limit yourself me boy! There's always some way to improve oneself!!!!!!;)
When I was a kid ("When I were a boy..."), 'spoon' used to be an insult on approximately the same sort of level as 'gimp', only without the weird sexual preferences. Is the nickname something you chose or was it enforced?
harry - it was inforced, but nothing as perverted as that.
With a company I used to work for (Ok, I admit it, I used to be a manager at mcdonalds ;)) we used to play indoor football each week, and to say the least, i'm not exactly the best footballer in the world. Thus every time I used to shoot, I would "Spoon" The ball away. Thus equating to the nickname of spooner. Haven't been able to get rid of it ever since. I must admit though as far as nicknames go, it isn't too bad, unlike dennis's "Sheep Shagger" :p
Hey!!! Nobody was supposed to know about that but you! :oQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I must admit though as far as nicknames go, it isn't too bad, unlike dennis's "Sheep Shagger" :p
Not even the sheep? Or... err... you didn't eat it did you?
Ewwwwwwww..... :eek: which kind of eat? *shudder*Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Not even the sheep? Or... err... you didn't eat it did you?
Back to actual spoonerisms....
There is a company in Melbourne called "The Big Duck And Fish Company". Apparently they make very very big dishes.....
- gaffa
Or very big dic*s..
damn i missed that one :)Quote:
Originally posted by honeybee
Going with the spirit of the thread subject, I wonder what the above phrase would yield. My etiquettes do not permit me to say that in public, but Door ...
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