The fun loving government in Afghanistan have decided that their starving people are the world's problem and the world should fix it. Gee isn't Islam a wonderful religon.
Beacon
It was horrible mate, those panty waist Bombers totally annihilated us.
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The fun loving government in Afghanistan have decided that their starving people are the world's problem and the world should fix it. Gee isn't Islam a wonderful religon.
Beacon
It was horrible mate, those panty waist Bombers totally annihilated us.
Tali-Who?
....fun loving military dictatorship currently in power.
well, as long as he's fun-loving, I think I can get along with him...but, I say nuke them all...:D
Send in the SAS!!;)
the Scandinavian Airline Systems? That's just cruel Chris :D:D
hey, I think a bunch of air steward/esses would be ideal against a bunch of armed gurillas:D "Could everyone stop firing and place your seats in an upright position!!!" Would you like some Duty Free?? The exits are clearly marked. Remember the closest one may be behind you, now run!!! :D:D:D:D
Obviously I actually meant the Special Air Service:rolleyes: ;) British and Aussie
well, of course, I just looked for a funny acronym...but heres a good one for you, send the JDL
figure that one out...
No idea, is it defense forces related?
Jethro:
Yeah too bad least you's have won a game the dockers lost the derby. Thats DEERRRRBY NOT DARBY!!
;)
My workmate is giving me crap coz the hawks haven't lost a game and i said " collingwood didn't lose a game until round 5 or something last year! then finished out of top 8"
Nuke em would be fun but could cause a war so we could use them to test some new bomb the USA have been hiding. But bieng fun loving he could be a good sport and have a quite game of strip twister against vb world member and if they lose we can nuke em!:D
JDL = Johnanesburg Defense Legion
or Jewish Defense League, that's what I was going for...:)
No its the Defense League of Judea.Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
or Jewish Defense League, that's what I was going for...:)
or
The Peoples Liberation Front of Judea.
Who's Stolen my Sherry ?
Don't get me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry :(
(I do apolagise for the bad 80's quote from the incredible Hulk) ;)
Send in Ian, aka the incredible hulk... Gets angry if you steal his sherry.. Alternatively send in Parksie... No wait that is a bit too Cruel!!!:p
I think we should tell Saddam that there's loads of oil there.
Then, when the fighting's died down we open a whole can o whoop ass on the both of them, seize their land, irrigate & cultivate it and use the food produced to feed the starving masses.
Yes there are those UN treaties about weopans of mass destruction:)Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Send in Ian, aka the incredible hulk... Gets angry if you steal his sherry.. Alternatively send in Parksie... No wait that is a bit too Cruel!!!:p
Hey, who's Sherry?? What does she look like?:DQuote:
Tell Ian they have stolen his sherry
Short red head! Has a weird affect on ppl after a while!
Becomes more attractive as the night goes on!
She is probably buying Ian alcohol to get her evil way:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Beacon
Short red head! Has a weird affect on ppl after a while!
Becomes more attractive as the night goes on!
Ian sherry is not who she says she is. She's plain evil.
jethro's figured something out:
"She is probably buying Ian alcohol to get her evil way."
Don't do it!
Actually do it do it!!
Ian don't do it....she will leave you a shell of a man....hmmm....that probably wont make a difference Ian's English after all:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Beacon
Ian sherry is not who she says she is. She's plain evil.
jethro's figured something out:
"She is probably buying Ian alcohol to get her evil way."
Don't do it!
Actually do it do it!!
Easy tiger!
oh I see, like that is it. Damn you arbiter for ever mentioning that joke about southerners and sherry, I have been cursed for the rest of my life ;)
Don't worry Ian, when the Polar Ice caps melt in years to come.. The Northerners will get killed first... So you will get the last laugh!Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
oh I see, like that is it. Damn you arbiter for ever mentioning that joke about southerners and sherry, I have been cursed for the rest of my life ;)
That was a joke?Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
oh I see, like that is it. Damn you arbiter for ever mentioning that joke about southerners and sherry, I have been cursed for the rest of my life ;)
Sorry Ian tried to keep off the "S" word but couldn't help it. There must be a help group for this in Oz.....oh what the hell you would only miss it Ian:rolleyes:
Jethro - Arbiter is from Manchester, which if you didn't know is way up north in england. there has always been a long running joke that northerners think that all southerners are sherry drinking poofs.
I'll have you know that it is only the South-Easterners who are Sherry Drinking Poofs we South-Westerners are Cider Gulping Rednecks. Which is still a damn sight better then the Ale Swigging Monkeys of the north. At least Sherry has SOME class (who ever she might be) :D
Ever heard the expression 'Drinking from the Furry Cup'?
sorry mate, I have a very fragile and innocent mind, I wouldn't even know where to begin with that statement. is it a novelty cup by any chance ? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Jamagei
Ever heard the expression 'Drinking from the Furry Cup'?
Drinking from the Furry Cup... The opposite to smoking on the pipe of love!! :D
is that an indian peace pipe ?Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Drinking from the Furry Cup... The opposite to smoking on the pipe of love!! :D
Well depends who you're with! lol :p
or playing the pink oboe...
a colourful orchestra ?Quote:
Originally posted by Jamagei
or playing the pink oboe...
Yes its always good to have a big and powerful instrument... I remember many days playing on my Organ! MY Ex Girlfriend used to like to play my Organ too...
Ian - sorry...
But, the reason that us Northerner think that all Southerner are sherry drinking fairies has to be based in fact or it wouldn't be so widely known...
And, you'll all probably find that where I am is likely to be significantly higher than London and therefore I'm going to be one of the last to get drowned.
And don't even get me started on South Westerners..... ;)
*Ahem*
*Changes the subject to an easier target*
So, the Welsh....
lamppost + rope + sheep = Leisure centre ;)
Ian,
That's an old one. I expected better from you....
and your pont is ? :p
Hanging between my legs!