....Help! :eek:
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....Help! :eek:
You cannot escape!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA :D:D
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Don't let them get me :(
Out of interest...who's "they"?
Or is it really "them" coming for you?
they them same difference
Hide Pix........I know them and believe me you do NOT want them anywhere near you!!!!!!!!!!!!
who?Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
....Help! :eek:
Help us all!!!!!!! When they are done with Pix they'll come for the rest of us.......I've seen it happen before......NOT a pretty sight I can tell you!!!!!!
o.............k (wierdos);)
Discluding myself of course :)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
o.............k (wierdos);)
Go ahead and mock them Chris....they'll be coming for you next.......when you least expect them, expect them!
ok but it'll cost you some bucks
what can we do to stop them. whoever 'them' may be.
at this point I apoligise to my english teacher for not making sense
We must appease them somehow...........either that or find the magic key!!!!!!
well, theres no way to appease "them"
but i happen to have a rusty old magic key somewhere, one moment...
... where is it?...
Find it quickly Ked..............and what ever you do DON'T let them know you have it!!!!!!
Tee hee hee. When I saw the title of this post I thought it was going to be a lot more disgusting than this :p
SD
I shall lock all the doors and baracade the windows with much haste.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Go ahead and mock them Chris....they'll be coming for you next.......when you least expect them, expect them!
*Morning
- Good morning sir. Welcome to the national cheese emporium
*Ah, thank you my good man
- What can I do for you sir?
* Well, I was sitting in the public library, skimming through rode perries(??) by Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
- Peckish sir?
* Surrient
- Eh?
* youll 'ungry like
- Ah, hungry...
* And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd would do the trick", so I curtailed my Walpoling activites, tallied forth, and into your place, to negotiate the vending of some cheesey comestibles.
- Come again?
* I want to buy some cheese
- Oh, I thought you were complaining about the basooky(??) player
* Oh, heavens forbid, I am one who delights in all the manifestations of the (??)
- Sorry?
* Oh, I like a nice choon
- So he can go on playing can he?
* Most certainly, now some cheese please my good man
- Certainly sir, what would you like?
* Well, how about a little Red Leicester?
- I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester sir
* Oh, never mind. How are you on pilsit?(??)
- I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week sir, we get it fresh on Monday
.......
* camonbaire(??) perhaps?
- Ah, yes we do have camonbaire
* You do, excellent
- Yes, it's a...little runny
* Oh I like it runny
- Well it's very runny
* No matter
- I think it's a bit runnier than you'd like is sir
* I don't care how ****ing runny it is, hand it over we all speed.
- Ohhhhhh
* What now?
- The cat has eaten it
......
* Err, gorgonzola?
- No
* Parmisan?
- No
* Morzerella?
- No
* Danish Bimbo?
- No
* Venezualan beaver cheese?
- Not today sir, no.
......
* Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BASOOKY UP!!!!! Tell me, have you infact, got any cheese here at all?
- Yes sir
* Really?
- No, not really sir
* You haven't?
- No sir, not a scrap. I was deliberatly wasting your time sir
* Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you
- Righto then
<BANG>
<THUD>
hehehe............if you don't think having them coming after you is disgusting then you obviously haven't met them before..............trust me, you don't want to!!!!!!
desperation! :eek:
They're getting a tad close now....what can I do?
Dip yourself in green paint and hide in the nearest tree!
That's not a bad suggestion....except they've stolen all the green paint
Interesting theory. Unfortunately, at this time of year, the trees aren't green, they're brown (except the evergreen ones of course). I suggest green and lying on grass. Or black and lying on tarmac. Or maybe grey so you match the sky.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Dip yourself in green paint and hide in the nearest tree!
You could hide in an old bottle in a junk yard. Then when they come looking for you, all they'll see is an old bottle of Tip-pix.... (The yanks won't get that 'cause they call it white out!).
SD
White out? Like the sound of tip-pix. I'll hide in a bottle then :)
Just make sure you hide the bottle from SD.....rumor has it..he'll drink anything!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
I'll hide in a bottle then :)
Nooooooooo! Please don't tell me SD is one of them?
*almost anything*Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Just make sure you hide the bottle from SD.....rumor has it..he'll drink anything!:rolleyes:
Althouh I did drink a 5ml bottle of aftershave for a 5 pound bet when I was 18. I strongly recommend against it. It's like eating a packet of polo-mints then drinking a pint of really cold milk....
... or maybe that should be sucking on a fishermans freind....:rolleyes:
SD
SD...one of them??????? Never! He's one of the others.
Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
... or maybe that should be sucking on a fishermans freind....:rolleyes:
SD
:confused:
any luck with the ******* key
I don't know what happened to SD's key...he's started sucking fishermen's "friends" now instead..........not quite sure why but if we don't ask maybe he won't tell:rolleyes: Maybe he's showing his key to them too....if so, I don't wan't to know!!!!!!!!
Fisherman's Friends are strong sweeties :)
Unless you're like that in which case they're salty :rolleyes:
I feel I should explasin that fisherman's freinds are dubiously named strong mints in Britain.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to step outside to have a suck on a ***!
SD
Phew! Just mints?? What a relief.....I was worried about SD there for awhile!:p
Such perversion.......you are aptly named aren't you?
he's going to leave us and let us handle "them"
Fisherman's friends are vile!
BTW They've gone away for a bit. They don't work Sundays apparently
Are we sure that Pix is not one of them trying to indentify us.....hmmm where's that Pink Floyd album, there must be a secret message envolved there somewhere. Had a magic key but dropped it down the drain after SD's comments.(eewwwww)
BY the way happy St George day Pix. We don';t have a patron saint here in Sydney since Plugger retired:(