A slight variation of the film quotes thread theme...post your favourite quote from anything!
Is that your final answer?
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A slight variation of the film quotes thread theme...post your favourite quote from anything!
Is that your final answer?
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Michael Caine, The Italian Job
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Michael Caine, The Italian Job.
Oops.
"What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?"
John Candy, Splash
Homer Simpson on Kent Brockman winning the lottery
Homer: Yeah well money can't be you everything
Marge: Ummm, Like what Homie
Homer: A dinosaur
:p
Bud: God I hate that *****
Hippy: Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh.
The Abyss
All extremely fine quotes.:cool:Quote:
" I thought Christmas only came once a year"
- James Bond whilst screwing a chick called Christmas (but I guess you already knew that)
"The testing has worked out very positive"
John Howard on dope testing of Ozzie Sports people.
I can't remember the actual teams involved but didn't coleman (Sports commentator) announce:-
"We won't spoil the match for you by telling you the final score, but as a taste of whats coming up lets take a peek at the winning goal by Arsenal"
SD
I think the best of all-time sports quote has to be (about cricket)(maybe the other way round I can't remember)Quote:
"The bowlers Holding...the batmans Willie"
That was Brian Johnston, wasn't it?
"You do something i don't like I'll kill ya"
"You do something i like i'll kill ya"
"Come to think of it Nick, Your going to have to work bloody hard just to stay alive"
"I ask god for light, he gave me sun"
"I ask god for water, he gave me rain"
"I ask god for a friend, he gave me you"
"I ask why you?"
"He said he want to get rid of you"
"Here are some photos of me. I've laminated them, so they'll wipe clean"
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (and that's not an offer)
Advert: "Uncle Moe's. It's good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good!!!"
Homer: "Hmmm... Sounds good."
" Look, I took the liberty of examining the parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there. "
Parrot sketch, Monty Pythons Flying Circus
You aint seen me, RIGHT!
Buteros Buteros Gallie. fff-ff-fff-ffff-ff-ff Chris Waddle.
Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what i am thinking ?"
Pinky: "Maybe Bwain, but my feet taste nicer with butter"
:D
Brain: Pinky, Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
Pinky: Sure but if Fred Flinstone knew the ribs were gonna tip over his car why did he get them every week?
Hehe. :D
German: "... you started it!"
Basil Faulty: "No I didn't, you did, you invaded Poland!!"