Ow

I have a Veruca on my left foot and it hurts and makes me want to cry a lot.

I am distraught. What shall I do Mr Darcy?

You have the character from 'Wily Wonka and the chocolate factory' on your foot?

Remove all the skin from your other foot, wear it inside out on your hand like a glove and slap random strangers in the face with it. It will take your mind off the verruca, promise.