A blonde walks into a bar...

...but doesn't purchase a drink, instead uses the bathroom facilities. :eek:

and thats because her drink rental was up

Two software programmers meet in the park for lunch.

First Software programmer, "Hey where did you get that great mountain bike? I bet it cost you a pretty penny?"

Second programmer, "It was free!!"

First programmer, "How did you get it free?"

Second programmer, "The other day I came to this park to eat and this really beautiful BLONDE woman rode up. She jumped off the bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'you can have anything you want!'"

First programmer, "You were right to take the bike. I bet none of her clothes would've fit you."

I've heard something similar to that about engineers. A friend of mine told it to me to make a point about my husband, I guess. I can say he would prefer sex over a bicycle, so I didn't quite get the joke.

I like this one. It happened to come up at supper last night. The pessimist: This glass is half empty. The optimist: This glass is half full The engineer: This glass is twice as big as it needs to be. *That's* my husband (he's the one who told it). Also - How do you tell an extroverted engineer? He looks at *your* shoes while speaking to you!

i bet i saw both accounts on 9gag... >.<" so it really is true...

...she should have ducked.

... she should have bucked























the trend and walked straight on through to the other side.

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