Oh my, time for a little creative editing....
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Only kidding, He's a good looking chap in a completley homo-sexual way
;)
Ok you have convinced me Katie
Australian is now prepared to swap Queensland, (down Parksie) for California.
A few ground rules though.
1. American Football sucks, you will need to convert to Rugby Union or Australian Rules.
2. Baseball is for nancy boys, you will need to switch to cricket.
3. Your beer industry will need to be completely replaced.
4. LA is just too freaky...we will relocate it to Queensland and give it back.
5. Production of aircraft will need to be improved to help Ansett out who currently have a large percent of their fleet grounded.
6. Larry Ellison will be refused a visa.
7. Don't worry complete courses in Australian ettiquete will be supplied to all new Australians.
8. The Olives will go down well, our industry is only just suppling the domestic market.
9. Jeb Bush will have to wear a tutu and a dunces hat for the next three years.
10. Your state government will receive a crash course in corruption, mis-leading the public, and acceptance of Board Level positions after helping major companies secure government contracts.
11. Complete re-education in the spelling of English will be provided.
12. All Californian actors will be retrained to be completely crap so they can work in our Soap Operas. Major export to England by the way.
13. Your wine industry will receive immediate help in improving red vintages.
14. Phantomd informs me that the kiwi fruit industry will have to go, as it's too kiwi.
15. Who the flock eats figs anyway.
16. Immediate supply of replacement teddies to all female programmers.
and finally....
17. Geography leasons for all our new citizens so that they can actually identify a Country outside their own coast line.
Am contacting the removalists to organise the move for you.
P.S Get ready in advance be learning the words to one of Australians favourite songs.
All together now
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi
Repeat ad nausem.
By the way we will also sell of Disney World to President Bush, cause it's wear he belongs with al;l his friends.
Re: Ok you have convinced me Katie
Larry Ellison? Who? What? When? Why?
HaHa Good old America, thats what its famous for... being crazy and totally out of touch with International views....
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Originally posted by Jethro
Australian is now prepared to swap Queensland, (down Parksie) for California.
A few ground rules though.
1. American Football sucks, you will need to convert to Rugby Union or Australian Rules.
2. Baseball is for nancy boys, you will need to switch to cricket.
3. Your beer industry will need to be completely replaced.
4. LA is just too freaky...we will relocate it to Queensland and give it back.
5. Production of aircraft will need to be improved to help Ansett out who currently have a large percent of their fleet grounded.
6. Larry Ellison will be refused a visa.
7. Don't worry complete courses in Australian ettiquete will be supplied to all new Australians.
8. The Olives will go down well, our industry is only just suppling the domestic market.
9. Jeb Bush will have to wear a tutu and a dunces hat for the next three years.
10. Your state government will receive a crash course in corruption, mis-leading the public, and acceptance of Board Level positions after helping major companies secure government contracts.
11. Complete re-education in the spelling of English will be provided.
12. All Californian actors will be retrained to be completely crap so they can work in our Soap Operas. Major export to England by the way.
13. Your wine industry will receive immediate help in improving red vintages.
14. Phantomd informs me that the kiwi fruit industry will have to go, as it's too kiwi.
15. Who the flock eats figs anyway.
16. Immediate supply of replacement teddies to all female programmers.
and finally....
17. Geography leasons for all our new citizens so that they can actually identify a Country outside their own coast line.
Am contacting the removalists to organise the move for you.
P.S Get ready in advance be learning the words to one of Australians favourite songs.
All together now
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi
Repeat ad nausem.
By the way we will also sell of Disney World to President Bush, cause it's wear he belongs with al;l his friends.
Re: Ok you have convinced me Katie
Quote:
Originally posted by Jethro
Australian is now prepared to swap Queensland, (down Parksie) for California.
A few ground rules though.
9. Jeb Bush will have to wear a tutu and a dunces hat for the next three years.
Sounds good! Please implement ASAP....you do realize however that Jeb Bush is is no way shape or form associated with California....and we'd like to keep it that way!!!!!!!!!!
