You carry your USB with you everywhere you go :bigyello:
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You carry your USB with you everywhere you go :bigyello:
You can rattle off all of Newton's Laws without consulting any notes but become completely baffled when attempting to order food from a menu.
You live in a city where the outdoor life is one of beaches, sun, night life and retirement yet one opts to spend all their time on internet Forums.
Heeeeey I represent that :mad:.....besides retirement. More like unemploymentQuote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
LOL well either way your living the leisure life just hope you dont wear one of those leisure suits with a white belt and white shoes lol
Leisure Suit Larry was my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
:thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
now there's an acid trip down memory lane.....
-tg
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool10.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool11.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by techgnome
This was back when video games were video games. The basic premise was to see if you could get a little whoop-da - now everybody is shooting everybody else whilst blowing everything up. Borrrrrrrrrrring.
How do you retire from unemployment?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
You get a job.Quote:
Originally Posted by opus
You know you're a nerd when you hear "white" and you visualize RGB(255,255,255)
or when you have 2 choices, yes or no... and you visualize true or false.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVolpe
Or, asking to come here...
You know you're a nerd when you have been http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av3e
You know you are a nerd when you can't spell. :lol:
You know you're a nerd when you speak a programming language more fluently than your native language.
-tgCode:If You.doSomething(Person.ActionStyle.Nerdy) Then
MessageBox.Show("You are a nerd!")
End If
Or speak more programming languages than traditional languages...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
You know you're a nerd if you impress people by claiming to know multiple languages... but fail to mention it's programming languages...
-tg
Or if you expect them to know that you meant programming languages.Quote:
Originally Posted by techgnome
You know you're a nerd when solving a very hard programming problem gives you an orgasm :eek2:
Hay! We can spell :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Nightwalker83
You know you're a nerd when you solve basic algebraic equations using advanced calculus.
You know you're a nerd when you give your avatars a 3D perpective with animation and used VB6 and DirectX combined with photoshop to do it all under less than an hour
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I think Jacob Roman is actually Jeff Foxworthy.
The implication being that he's smarter than a 5th grader?Quote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
Only because he has the cue cards.
I'm not smarter than a 5th grader :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoo
....oh wait :confused:
Or catapulting angry birds at green pigs or concrete walls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...1&d=1320769770Quote:
Originally Posted by moonman239
when you can count in binary(which is quite useful since you can count to 1023 using both hands).
You know you're a nerd when you play Elder Scrolls. You're a cooler nerd when you play WoW :bigyello:
Or alternately you can count from -511 to 511 using two's complement.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlindSniper
.......you write a mobile phone app that pinpoints the different sections in a supermarket using GPS so that you can find them again and then stores all of the items you have bought from each section in a bar code array whilst subsequently searching for better prices from other supermarkets. ;)
But, can whip it up, easily! :)
.. when you can't use proper punctuation in a thread heading.
.. when you put a semi-colon after every sentence.
...when you use speech recognition to talk on the forums.
You know what's BS....speech recognition :lol:
You know you're a nerd when your pet is a robotic dog controlled by an iPad2