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i was once a proud member of "the cult of the rusty spoon"..i met a girl last week "the other members of vb-world are in shock!" and we did all of those things that your mother told you not to do when you were a little child....
But now i am ashamed...i am not worthy of being a member of the rusty spoon...puuuuuuuleassssssse take me back... ;) hehehehehehe
OH MY GOD!! you met a girl? I didn't think it was possible...... You must have given her at least half your bottle of JD....
I'm puzzled now :D
You ate worms, splashed in puddles, ran down the stairs, what is it :confused:Quote:
and we did all of those things that your mother told you not to do when you were a little child....
PS - I'm sure the cult will take you back as they don't mind people having imaginary friends ;) :p :D
I see the level of humor here has not declined one bit :)
And the level of intelligence hasn't increased either :D
And the level of smut hasnt risen yet :(
We're working on that :)
Okay, leave it to the SurfDemon to drag the conversation down into the gutter.
Anyone under 18 had better stop reading at this point.
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A young lad walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "A shot of Whisky please.". The bartender serves him, he downs it in one go.
"Another please", he gets the whiskey, he shoots it down.
"And again", he gets it, he shoots it down.
The bartender is curious by now. "Excuse me", he says to the lad, "but you seem to be celebrating. Do you mind if I ask what it is?"
"My first blow-job", replies the lad.
"Why congratulations lad. Here have another drink, on the house."
The lad takes the whiskey and downs it.
"Would you like another?", enquires thebarman.
"No thanks, if 4 whiskey's won't get rid of the taste of c*m, I don't think a fifth is going to make any difference."
:D
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Okay, everyone under 18 can start reading again.
SD
hehe
Did you chaff your lips blowing her up, and did you get the kneeling version.
Arbiter could supply you with the address of the blowup sheep store in England if your interested.
And no we will defiantly not take back smutty dirty disgusting perverts who have sex with blowup dolls that have panasonic painted on their sides.
Supply you with the address?
Hell, I own the company!!!
Just make out your cheques to the 'Arse ticklers ******s fan club' for £50 and one deluxe, self inflating cloven hooved girlfriend will be winging its way to you....
Class film, mate :)Quote:
Arse ticklers ******s fan club
Thats a film ?? what is it called ??
Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels.
ah now know it, it is there money making idea about saying that they have the best thing in the world guranteed to please you, then they would send cheques for the product and the customer would recieve a letter saying sorry that the product is out of stock and return their cheques with Arse ticklers ******s fan club on it and they wouldn't cash the cheque
brilliant film:)
...lol....hmmmm that would only be about $3,568.52 AUD.Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Supply you with the address?
Hell, I own the company!!!
Just make out your cheques to the 'Arse ticklers ******s fan club' for £50 and one deluxe, self inflating cloven hooved girlfriend will be winging its way to you....