Expression: Head Desk Bang

Whats your best code expression for banging your head repetitively on a hard surface until everything is better?

You know, like when you're asking somebody to do something that is reallllllly simple... but you'd get better results talking in morse code farts to a medium sized tuna. The tail end of a medium sized tuna. The tail end of a medium sized tuna that is the otherside of a 10inch thick lead wall. And the tuna has got headphones on listening to Acid House....

vb Code:

Public Function Insanity() 'do it in public
 
    Dim Banghead As Single 'one single head
    Dim Desk as Long 'a nice long desk
    Dim Insane as Boolean 'triggers insanity
 
    Insane = True 'yup thats me
 
    Do While Insane 'I wanna die
        Banghead = CSng(Desk) 'die die die die die....
    Loop
 
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